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According to a FOX news report this morning, the reason we haven’t seen Suri Cruise at all is because nobody was willing to pay $4 million to print pictures of her! One has to wonder what kind of ugly monster she’s gotta be…

The article adds:

According to my sources, a photo shoot of Suri was offered to Wire Image, the prestigious agency, for sale to the various celebrity magazines right after the little “Mission: Impossible”/”Dawson’s Creek” tyke was born in silence to her unmarried movie star parents Tom Cruise and the dazed-looking Katie Holmes. An auction was conducted, with People, US Weekly, Star and the lesser names like In Touch all putting in their two cents.

But apparently the bids weren’t enough for TomKat. The article writes, “The Cruise auction is said to have produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point, the offer was rescinded.” So basically since they couldn’t fetch a nice sum for their baby, they’ve taken to hiding her in the house out of embarassment. Wow. This is after Tom Cruise tried to simultaneously congratulate Angelina Jolie on Shiloh and convert her to Scientology. Speaking of Scientology, apparently had the pictures of Suri Cruise been properly auctioned, the Church would have gotten a cut:

Exactly who from Cruise’s strange inner circle initiated the contact is still unknown, although I am told the enterprise was “official.” It’s likely that the Church of Scientology would have gotten a cut, too, considering they like to take 10 percent of everything from their celebrity clients.

The article also claims that Shiloh’s $4 mil is probably the highest price baby pictures will fetch for a long time:

“Shiloh was the whole deal,” my source said. “We won’t see a baby like that again for a while.”

Just imagine what poor little Suri Cruise will have to face when she meets Shiloh one day.

Update: Contrary to the above report that Suri Cruise photos weren’t sold for $3 million, Tom Cruise is now apparently saying that his Scientology beliefs wouldn’t let him bring the newborn outside, anyway. The article writes:

It has now been claimed Tom is reluctant to show off Suri because Scientology doctrine teaches followers of the sci-fi cult to avoid taking newborn babies out unless absolutely necessary.

A friend of the actor told Britain’s Grazia magazine: “Tom insists he’ll do it in his own time. He won’t be bullied into showing his world his precious angel. Tom wants to obey Scientology rules about keeping babies out of … the public eye.”

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6 Responses to 'Shiloh beats out Suri Cruise in worth'

1. 
   colbert said:

   on September 6th, 2006 at 5:24 am

   i cant do a lot with USDd 3 million. sigh. Why am I not a celebrity

2. 
   Lara Queen said:

   on September 6th, 2006 at 1:29 pm

   Perhaps Tom didn’t want to show Suri, because she was not the cute. I think he was waiting for her features to develop more into a normal baby.

3. 
   Jodie said:

   on September 6th, 2006 at 6:37 pm

   Does Katie not have anything to say- I thought this was her child too! I would feel bad if Baby Suri got his terrible nose!
   Of course I never thought he was all that great-

4. 
   hahahaha said:

   on November 19th, 2006 at 11:16 am

   i blow kisses *mwah* *mwah*

5. 
   Karen quinn said:

   on March 29th, 2007 at 7:46 am

   Who cares?

6. 
   Cruise family hater said:

   on November 3rd, 2007 at 2:20 am

   I hate both Tom and Katie. I can’t stand any of them. especially katies ugly hair cut ….and that ugly suri…she looks annoying…nothing special..and Uffff….tom’s f…ugly smile…I hate the entire family………

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