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Britney Spears looks bizarre in Bazaar

Posted in Babies, Britney Spears by The Gossip Monger on June 28th, 2006.

And people thought Britney Spears had hit an all-time low during her much-hyped, publicist-less, horrific, nightmare-inducing interview with Matt Lauer. Or maybe the all-time low was when she tried to rebound by selling photos and an interview for $200,000 but could only pawn it off to OK! Magazine for $5,000.

Either way, you’d think that Britney would have hit the bottom already. But apparently not: the August edition of Harper’s Bazaar, typically a fashion magazine (you know, for women who are interested in clothing, not lack thereof), was supposed to feature a naked and pregnant Britney on the cover. Britney ended up scrapping the idea, but there isn’t much to say except, wow.

Britney Spears Bazaar 1

And of course, we have the usual I’m-wearing-only-a-fur-coat photo — though usually, the girl’s not pregnant or as Photoshopped as Britney looks right here.

Britney Spears Bazaar 2

And the obligatory celebration-of-the-pregnant-form photo that I’m not sure is particularly flattering either…

Britney Spears Bazaar 5

And onto the less naked ones. She actually looks half-decent in this one, where you can’t tell she’s pregnant.

Britney Spears Bazaar 3

Not sure what this one says about fashion — wasn’t this a trend, oh, 50 years ago? Or … ever? Gotta love the ruffles around her neck… then again, I guess it is appropriate that Britney start dressing up like a clown.

Britney Spears Bazaar 2

And finally, one with Sean Preston thinking, “Look at all the purty colors!” I like the dress, but seriously, if she tried to walk in that with the baby in her arms, we’re going to have another round of “How bad a mother is Britney?” discussions. Don’t drop him!

Britney Spears Bazaar 4

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