The Gossip Rag: Celebrity life, photos, gossip, and news

Congressman Mark Foley engaged in sexually explicit masturbation dialogues with an underage page; he has now resigned.

Perez Hilton points out that Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz might now be dating, and asks, “Does Orlando Swing That Way Too?” Fortunately for you, we can point out the reason why:

Basically, Penelope Cruz is hot. However, I’m sure she has other fine qualities, like being three years older than Mr. Bloom…

Dustin “Screech” Diamond is getting more publicity from leaked tape that shows him frolicking with two women.

Michelle Malkin has apparently annoyed enough people with a self-righteous column on music industry skin and skank that they went out and either photoshopped her or found a real photo:

While Wonkette ventures “there appears to be a picture of Malkin doing the ‘Girls Gone Wild’” we’d prefer to see the matter as a misunderstanding between her clothes, her face, and some poor victim’s body. Adobe is certainly the one to blame!

Paris Hilton’s new freaky music video Nothing in this World lets you enjoy her getting down with a twelve year old boy…