Mel Gibson’s Illegitimate Child
Carmel Sloane says that Mel and her mother got it on 30 years ago, before actor Mel Gibson was famous. “I’m not doing it for his money.“
Britney Spear’s Cell Phone: LG enV VX9900
We recently came across these high-resolution photos of Britney Spears partying it up in California, when we noticed she had a cellphone in her hand:

Immediately, we needed a closer look so we could identify the model and make:

Wow! It’s an LG enV VX9900, which sells for just $80. I paid more than that for my RAZR. I guess to be a real celebrity, you need a QWERTY keyboard, VCAST music so you can listen to yourself, GPS because you’re too ditzy to read maps, and a memory card to hold all the party photos.
Who would have thought Britney Spears would be caught with a cheap $80 LG cellphone. Not me! Not you!
Trey Anastasio of Phish Arrested
TSG has a mugshot of former Phish leader Trey Anastasio:

Now we know his real name is Ernest J. Anastasio. According to Times Union, Trey was driving on a suspended license with drugs from someone else’s prescription.
Shrek 3 Trailer FULL DOWNLOAD!

IMDB says, “When his new father-in-law, King Harold (John Cleese) falls ill, Shrek (Mike Myers) is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas) to install the rebellious Artie (Justin Timberlake) as the new king. Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), however, rallies a band of royal girlfriends to fends off a coup d’etat by the jilted Prince Charming (Rupert Everett).”
Eragon Movie SUCKS!
5.7 on IMDB and a mere 16% on Rotton Tomatoes means that Eragon is not a tale of brilliant cinematography.

Still, if you want a Christmas movie to take the kids under age 6 to, it’s not so bad. They’ll get to see “sorcery” and “dragons” and won’t notice the massive lack of plot, continuous discontinuity, terrible acting, and bad special effects.
