The Gossip Rag: Celebrity life, photos, gossip, and news

I find it hard to believe that Jeep and Nissan would make bouncing boob commercials. Maybe in Japan?

At a White House gala, the first lady wore the same $6000 red dress as two other women. Red is the new red.

Snoop’s been arrested for possession of handguns and cocaine. Good thing he didn’t slap the police in the face to put ‘em in their place.

Jason Alexander apparently spoke to ex-wife Britney Spears in the last week; why the pop singer would want to talk to her husband of three days, I don’t know. Maybe marrying him was her idea, and splitting up her manager’s.

The Sun has a few choice quotes:

“I was really shocked when she married Kevin. I figured it was a fling that would fly over. I never thought she’d marry him. He always seemed so negative.”

We were shocked too, but we always knew that he was bad news before the whole thing started. Naive to say “negative”–you want something stronger, like “stoned stupid.”

“All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it.”

Which is to say that Britney Spears’ lip-lock with Madonna wasn’t an accident…

“She had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child. She’s working on all of that. She’s worth hundreds of millions — of course she looks good.”

Didn’t we already know all celebrities elect unnecessary plastic surgeries? It’s what modern America’s economy is built on.

Here’s the top 10 funniest bumper stickers you can see–”Come to the darkside, we have cookies.”