Paris Hilton Exposed (Again)
A new website has popped up which claims to have archived 6,000 square feet of Paris Hilton’s personal belongings. Because she didn’t pay her $200 and change storage bill, her possessions were auctioned off. And, we’re the lucky recipients of this auction for a low price of $40 a month. We’re offered a look at her:
- Drug use
- Sex videos
- Private videos
- Her diary entries
- Her celebrity friends’ phone numbers
- Information about her ex, Joe Francis
Don’t be fooled by any of it, though. Apparently, Paris Hilton owns the items in question and is using this “social gossip explosion” as a marketing tool. After all, she clearly has no sense of shame or dignity left, so why not sell herself out to the masses? You can read “her response” to this on her boyfriend’s MySpace page.
Jelly Doughnut: Rapper and Rap Star
Here is a fairly amusing rap battle video, featuring none other than DJ Jelly Doughnut, a white guy dressed up as literally a Jelly Doughnut, with legs poking out. And, he rocks the mic! (HINT: skip the long intro):
Here are some choice lines for you guys:
- Go tell your mom you got beat by dessert
- You step up and try and waste me / your ass just kicked by a pastry
- You can’t rap, you can’t rip / you run up over there, you make the DJ skip
- Your girlfriend wants some loving / you come once, and I come by the dozen
Even JFK once said, “I am a jelly doughnut”. Sure, his style’s a bit loose and brash, but Jelly Doughnut is like no other rapper you will ever see!
Myspace Rap: “The Kings Of Myspace”
I couldn’t stop laughing. Some choice quotes from their lyrics:
- “I had zero friends, not even Tom would approve me”
- “It’s how I get dates, I check the Myspace”
- “Quick, go to google and find some cool images”
- “If all goes well, slide her in the top 8″
Lolcat Photos
If you’ve never seen the lolcats, you’re missing out. “In ur base killin ur doods!” is a similar theme…
Mandy Moore: Depression + DJ AM
It’s unfortunate that Mandy Moore is fighting depression right now:
“I felt really low, really sad. I’m a very positive person, and I’ve always been ‘glass half-full.’ So it was like someone flipped a switch in me.”
It’s probably a good explanation why she was dating Nicole Richie’s ex-fiancee, DJ AM:
The so-called “DJ of the A-list” charges $20,000 for a three hour session. I just push play on my iPod. I’ll do it for you for just $99.99!