Free 300 Movie Tickets
You have a chance to win free tickets to the 300 movie premiere! You just have to jump through a long series of hoops!
John Mayer’s Japanese
We have on good authority that what John Mayer said in Japanese about his relationship with Jessica Simpson was not “She is very beautiful and you’ll be the last to know:”
He actually said:
ジェシッカはとても素敵な女性で、一緒に居られて最高です。
Jessica ha totemo sutekina jousei de, isshou ni irarete saikou desu.
Jessica is a very lovely woman, being able to be with her is the best.
That’s quite different, no? Much more subtle!
Jim Carrey Vanilla Ice Impression Music Video
This music video is a hilarious parody by Jim Carrey of famous 80s white rapper Vanilla Ice. You will laugh. Guaranteed.
Ozzy Osbourne HIV Positive?
Kelly Osbourne hints that Ozzy might be HIV+, but doesn’t actually name the family member. That would be a little hard to grow up with.
Paris Hilton Exposed Lawsuit
According to Fox News, a preliminary injunction barring ParisHiltonExposed.com from further peddling Paris’ sordid historical artifacts.
