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Oh no! Jenna Jameson’s recent weight loss is due to cancer, which also caused her to miscarry. God bless you, you poor woman.

Here’s a quick movie poster post for your favorite Danny’s boys:

Ocean’s 13 is going to be great. With ratings of 7.5 and 6.0 we can be sure that Ocean’s 13 will earn a glorious 4.5 on imdb. Have you ever heard the phrase “Too many cooks spoil the broth?” Well, it’s true. When you put a dozen or so international superstar actors into the same movie, you make all parts too strong to stomach. Too many hot men a bad movie makes.

There are some possibly fake pictures of soccer-star David Beckham circulating which purport to show him nude. We’ve tastefully censored the pictures below, which show Beckham arranged like Jesus on the cross, deliberately invoking religious imagery:

We’re not sure why Mr. Posh Spice would want to do this, but the general consensus on the internet blogosphere is that it’s high art.

This is the album cover to Rihanna’s next big album, Good Girl Gone Bad:

It’s probably a bit of a lame name…

Recently appearing on American Idol J-Lo used a Scientology catchphrase, when she admonished the judges critique style, instructing that “concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness.” According to OT III-level Margery Wakefield, “rightness” was a keyword in L. Ron Hubbard’s work.

J-Lo’s father, David Lopez, was a Christian Scientologist for 20 years. However, Jennifer Lopez has claimed to be a Catholic since birth.