R Kelly Quote of the Day
“It’s like a rain forest, like Jurassic Park, except I’m your sex-a-saurus baby”
Why is it everytime he opens his mouth and sings, his lyrics are ridiculous and nonsensical?
Sexual Services Index
This is a bit disturbing, but it uses an economic model to predict that one hour of my services are worth $249.81. [NSFW]
Angelina Jolie Lost It First
Derek Hail’s Who lost it first? is a diversion into the sexual history of your favorite celebrities, starting with Angelina Jolie:
At the tender of age of 14 she lost her virginity, then cut up the boy who did it. And thus began a pattern which would mar all her future relationships, cause her to wear a vial of blood, and turn to family-man Brad Pitt for escape.
The post mentions some other favorites, like Paris Hilton and Marcia Cross, but neglects Drew Barrymore, who lost hers before she was 14. She had her first drink at nine, began smoking MJ at 10, and by 12 had taken up cocaine. Luckily she’s turned herself around since then, but her childhood exploits are more fascinating than any on Derek’s list.
WoW Night-elf CGI
If you ever wanted your own CGI night elf, say Blizzard WoW style, here’s your chance you gigantic nerd, courtesy of CGI society:
P.S.: It’s ok if you think the night elf is sexy. They are. Now the real trick is going to be trying to find yourself a girlfriend who lets you play WoW. Mine, we raid together.
Gordon Scott Dies
Unfortunately Tarzan actor Gordon Scott recently passed away. We’ll miss the howl.
