Angelina Jolie Lost It First
Derek Hail’s Who lost it first? is a diversion into the sexual history of your favorite celebrities, starting with Angelina Jolie:
At the tender of age of 14 she lost her virginity, then cut up the boy who did it. And thus began a pattern which would mar all her future relationships, cause her to wear a vial of blood, and turn to family-man Brad Pitt for escape.
The post mentions some other favorites, like Paris Hilton and Marcia Cross, but neglects Drew Barrymore, who lost hers before she was 14. She had her first drink at nine, began smoking MJ at 10, and by 12 had taken up cocaine. Luckily she’s turned herself around since then, but her childhood exploits are more fascinating than any on Derek’s list.
This entry was posted on Saturday, May 26th, 2007 at 3:23 pm and is tagged with derek hail, angelina jolie, sexual history, marcia cross, paris hilton, family man, virginity, drew barrymore, brad pitt, mj, exploits, cocaine, diversion, celebrities, relationships. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback.
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