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Don’t believe the gossip–Britney’s Orlando concert was awesome, not sucky. Perez, he just hates. Probably wasn’t there.

Oh no! The magic couple John Mayer and Jessica Simpson, Hollywood’s own darlings of good behavior, romance, fidelity, etc, are breaking up!

People has the story, which says that John Mayer did the breakup because he was “just over” the relationship:

“John did say that he broke up [with Jessica]. He said that it was because he was just over it. He’s fine about it, he’s not upset – but he’s definitely not looking for someone right now.”

Jessica Simpson is likewise taking the high, happy, road:

“I am very happy, but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it’s not what it’s about. But I am very happy. I will let you know that.”

People’s sources say this is one of a dozen breakups the couple has been through. Personally, if you compare their music you’d find they are not a match of equals, and Johnny probably can’t stand his air-headed girlfriend’s pop talent, while she undoubtedly is troubled by his brooding, dark introspective music.

Here’s Kelly Clarkson’s new album cover for My December:

The music will drop on June 25, 2007 in Europe and on June 26, 2007 here.

It’s not fair to have MJ washing Spidey’s clothes with it all hanging out, so they drew Spidey himself doin’ her laundry. NSFW!

Anrold to Paris Hilton: “I have many more important things to think about.” GO ARNIE!