John Mayer’s Pitbull Attack?
John Mayer apologizes for the live pit bull fight he had “great success with for the past couple of weeks” after it got out of hand when the dog broke free during a song and “a lot of people got hurt.” Crying, he said, “I’m sorry.”
We’re confused–we thought he was a singer, not a glam rock act?
Paris Hilton Dropped!
Paris Hilton is the one to be fired by her agents, who dropped her for better clients… not in jail.
Forbes Celebrity 100 List 2007
The Forbes Top 100 Celebrity list has been released! Oprah, with $260 million in earnings, tops the list. Check it out here:
- Oprah Winfrey
- Tiger Woods
- Madonna
- Rolling Stones
- Brad Pitt
- Johnny Depp
- Elton John
- Tom Cruise
- Jay-Z
- Steven Spielberg
- Tom Hanks
- Grey’s Anatomy cast
- Howard Stern
- Angelina Jolie
- David Beckham
- Phil Mickelson
- David Letterman
- Bon Jovi
- Donald Trump
- Celine Dion
- Simon Cowell
- U2
- Kobe Bryant
- Michael Schumacher
- Shaquille O’Neal
- Jay Leno
- Nicole Kidman
- Ben Stiller
- Alex Rodriguez
- Dr. Phil McGraw
- Ronaldinho
- 50 Cent
- Brian Grazer/Ron Howard
- Justin Timberlake
- Michael Jordan
- Rush Limbaugh
- Tim McGraw
- Roger Federer
- Jerry Bruckheimer
- George Clooney
- Kimi Raikkonen
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Sean (Diddy) Combs
- Jennifer Aniston
- Adam Sandler
- Oscar De La Hoya
- Cast of Desperate Housewives
- LeBron James
- J.K. Rowling
- Derek Jeter
- Maria Sharapova
- Matt Damon
- Gisele Bundchen
- Vince Vaughn
- Bill Clinton
- Gore Verbinski
- Will Smith
- Valentino Rossi
- Judge Judy Sheindlin
- Jessica Simpson
- Tyra Banks
- Anthony Robbins
- Cate Blanchett
- Regis Philbin
- Sandra Bullock
- Rachael Ray
- Alan Greenspan
- Julia Roberts
- Serena Williams
- Michelle Wie
- Keira Knightley
- Hilary Duff
- George Lopez
- Kate Moss
- Barbara Walters
- Ryan Seacrest
- Scarlett Johansson
- Jessica Alba
- Daniel Radcliffe
- Reese Witherspoon
- Larry the Cable Guy
- Deepak Chopra
- Annika Sorenstam
- Heidi Klum
- J.J. Abrams
- Dan Brown
- Emeril Lagasse
- Wolfgang Puck
- Dane Cook
- Jack Welch
- John Grisham
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Rhonda Byrne
- Dakota Fanning
- Danica Patrick
- Mitch Albom
- Emma Watson
- Hayden Panettiere
- Paula Deen
- Bobby Flay
Akon’s Fake Apology Song “Sorry, Blame It On Me”
We’re not satisfied with Akon’s song Sorry, Blame It On Me, which you can listen to online in mp3. First, the drum beats and backing are so cheesy we know he hacked this up in a day for publicities sake, not because he actually is sorry. Second, check out what the lyrics are:
As life goes on I’m starting to learn more and more about responsibility
I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me
So I want to take this time out and apologize for things I have done
And things that have not occurred yet
And the things they don’t want to take responsibility for
Tranlsation: I’m Akon, and because I’m not sorry, I’m absolving myself for the stuff that hasn’t even happened yet. That’s right, the scandals I cause in the future are ok–I’m apologizing now! But, it gets better:
I’m sorry I’m not always there for my son
I’m sorry for the fact that I am not aware
That you can’t sleep at night when I am not there
Because I am in the streets like everyday
I’m sorry I’m a deadbeat dad and lousy husband, but I’m keeping it real! I’m real in the streets! I don’t need no family!
I understand that there are some problems
I’ll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me
A good translation of this line from Akonglish to English would realize that it’s a not-so-subtle way of proclaiming “This is how it is; you better learn to live with it, because it’s how I am.” Well, Akon may be able to say “Blame me” and not give a shit, but we know better. This song isn’t a real apology, it’s a sham.
Emma Watson Wants a Bilingual Boy
Emma Watson has confessed that she wants a boyfriend who can “speak two or three different languages. Yeah, that really does it for me.”