If you find ridiculous celebrity riders (those contracts they have to do a show at a place that specify what amenities should be provided for the performer) amusing, you should check out this list, which includes such gems as:

• J Lo’s expensive imported Candles Diptyque – Tuberose, Figure, Heliotrope
• Peter Gabriel’s relaxing/deep muscle massage in a hippy style
• The Nine Inch Nails need two (2) Boxes of Corn Starch (VERY IMPORTANT!)
• THERE IS TO BE NO BEEF … IN THE VICINITY OF 50 CENT’S DRESSING OR CATERING ROOMS
• Iggy Pop confuses with No toy robots, television evangelists … No plastic seahorses, no bailiwicks…

If you can’t get enough, you should try reading all 18 pages of Iggy Pop’s concert rider, which is hilarious.