The Human Pet
This is London has been running an interesting story, ‘I’m a human pet’: The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog lead. A quick summary involves a married goth couple, and their rights to take the bus like any other “normal” couple:
Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks. But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: “We don’t let freaks and dogs like you on.”
While the guy looks like a dark, 18th century gentleman, and the pet looks tired and vacant, they’re both just regular people who deserve the same rights as anyone else. Most couple’s bonds are just words on paper and perhaps emotional bonds of love, while Tasha Maltby and Dani Graves tie themselves together with steel and a unique relationship. Why is that so hard to accept?
Heath Ledger Dies of Overdose (ODs)
Heath Ledger was found dead on January 22, 2008 at 3:31 PM by a masseuse in Mary-Kate Olsen’s New York City apartment. The masseuse had an appointment for Apartment 5A with Mr. Ledger, but no one answered a knock on his bedroom door. They opened the the bedroom and found Heath Ledger unconscious and unresponsive. The police said foul play was not suspected, but pills were found near the body. Heath Ledger was in cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived and was announced dead at the scene.
Heath Ledger’s body is being flown back to Perth, Australia to be buried. Lindsay Lohan is quoted as saying, “I loved him.”
Britney Spears: “Vow to turn Muslim”
This is sad insanity: “Britney is in LOVE with Ghalib, 35 and plans to MARRY him and convert to ISLAM.”
Rihanna Photoshopped Nude in German FHM
Poor Rihanna. After being covered globally by FHM with a beautiful cover spread, German FHM upped the ante by photoshopping its pictures of her to naked perfection. These photos are either elaborate internet fakes, or the regional FHM itself actually did it. If so, Rihanna should probably be calling her lawyers. While the wild Barbados singer flaunts her body in albums, videos, and concerts, she has also said that she won’t pose naked in the near future.
Rihanna with her famous umbrella… added in later
Rihanna looks better with just water
The most provocative of the photoshop jobs
Everything has become too smooth …
The moral of the story is that in today’s Dystopia, believe nothing you see. Everything can literally be faked to confuse any of the five senses.
Katie Holmes Signed $3,000,000 Prenup!!
According to US Magazine, the marriage between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is an elaborate sham setup by Scientologists. This comes from Andrew Morton’s new book, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, which comes out tomorrow, full of juicy secrets.
What kind of juicy secrets? Well first, confirmation about Katie Holme’s wedding to Cruise being controlled by Scientology: “Morton claims Cruise had Holmes sign a document before they started dating that allowed ‘Scientologists full control over her life’.” This is probably not a secret they would kill to keep safe, as it simply involves that Holmes “must never use psychiatric care or psychiatric drugs.”
Additionally, Morton’s book validates the claim that Katie Holmes is under a $3,000,000 a year salary via prenup for her marriage with Cruise. Of course, the Church of Scientology claims that “Ms. Holmes never signed any agreement.”