Britney has filed for divorce. Yes, I know I’m late on this, but I’ve been busy. We also all knew that this was coming–who could stay married to their backup dancer with kids for very long? Even the nanny was more of a man!

The divorce cites the classic “irreconcilable differences” and requests custody of her two sons, with “reasonable visitation rights” for K-Fed.

Here’s what he’ll be able to extract from the terms of his prenup:

• Half of their mansion will go to Kevin
• Kevin gets $30,000 a month for half the length of their marriage. Since they were married for 2 years and 1 month, that means a hefty payout of $360,000 over the next year. With $1000 a day of pocket money, Kevin can still buy love.

That’s it though–Kevin has to pay child support for his own children, and return any gifts given to him worth $10,000 or more. Perez Hilton has the fabulous theory that dumping Federline is her way of increasing liquidity:

Without touring, and getting paid for commercial endorsements, Spears doesn’t have much of a profitable career these days. Add in two kids, a husband with expensive tastes who doesn’t earn money, various family members and employees, and Spears could be facing Michael Jackson type financial problems. Offloading Federline, even with a prenup, is probably the first best thing she can do to cut expenses.

So my readers, how do you feel about the divorce? Was it the right move?

One Response to “Britney Spears Divorce! Kevin Federline Single!”

1. Schokave says:

   December 20, 2006 at 9:02 am

   Popin Schmocks, K-Fed is mo *** than you’s wiggas who’s popping schmocks about him! Go Brit, party it up and show off that ****** that ***-Fed will never bust nuggets with again (ever)! You’s wiggas postin here have the life of a stick man in mud sauce… Pop a rocket in your butholes K-Fed and supporters! K-Fed is the dumbest ******* and I’m tired of everyone licking up his **** like it is rose juice… Pop Schmocks losers…

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