Britney Spears looks bizarre in Bazaar
And people thought Britney Spears had hit an all-time low during her much-hyped, publicist-less, horrific, nightmare-inducing interview with Matt Lauer. Or maybe the all-time low was when she tried to rebound by selling photos and an interview for $200,000 but could only pawn it off to OK! Magazine for $5,000.
Either way, you’d think that Britney would have hit the bottom already. But apparently not: the August edition of Harper’s Bazaar, typically a fashion magazine (you know, for women who are interested in clothing, not lack thereof), was supposed to feature a naked and pregnant Britney on the cover. Britney ended up scrapping the idea, but there isn’t much to say except, wow.

And of course, we have the usual I’m-wearing-only-a-fur-coat photo — though usually, the girl’s not pregnant or as Photoshopped as Britney looks right here.

And the obligatory celebration-of-the-pregnant-form photo that I’m not sure is particularly flattering either…

And onto the less naked ones. She actually looks half-decent in this one, where you can’t tell she’s pregnant.

Not sure what this one says about fashion — wasn’t this a trend, oh, 50 years ago? Or … ever? Gotta love the ruffles around her neck… then again, I guess it is appropriate that Britney start dressing up like a clown.

And finally, one with Sean Preston thinking, “Look at all the purty colors!” I like the dress, but seriously, if she tried to walk in that with the baby in her arms, we’re going to have another round of “How bad a mother is Britney?” discussions. Don’t drop him!

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I think britney’s photos are nice, however I feel they are a private thing that should be between her and her husband not for the whole community. I don’t like the one with the ruffles on the neck it is just weird! But overall tasteful photos that should stay at home.
ok everyone quit with the britney bashing already! shes pregnant, not diseased! and more to the point, photoshopped or not she looks awesome. back up and put yourself in her shoes. her husband is a wanka and she has sweaty old men following and harassing her with cameras all day!
britney spears is NOT a terrible mother…she makes the same everyday mistakes that every young first time mother makes! just because she is famous everything is blown up out of proportion!! i love the pictures…they are beautiful and elegant, i think that they are tasteful and are not nasty at all!
i think she acually looks good. she looks much better with dark hair and her body stills looks great even with a baby in the tummy….
I think she looks hott.
shes got that **** pregnant vibe and The nude pics would look great in a stuido as art.
She looks way better with the pregnant belly it looks more adult and not sluty and nude than in a music video all sweaty showin her thong lookin like a ho.
I would bang the baby out of her!
very live
WOW! She looks even HOTTER pregnant!
I think she looks great! I have always like Britney, I think the pics are very tasteful, and elegant. I think when your pregnant its the cutest thing, I mean you have a growing thing inside you, why not show it off, I would! I think she makes the same common mistakes any first time mom would make, I don’t get why people hate on her all the time, she is only human, it just she is a celebrity. I also don’t get why people go to a Britney website and post comments that hate and critize her, I mean if you don’t like her then why are you looking onto the website in the first place, its people like that, that just do it because they have nothing better to do with their time, it makes then feel better about themselves to hate on other people. I don’t think she looked like a **** in any of her videos if you got it flaunt it! and shes got it! Go ahead Girl do your thang !!!
Britney spears looks so hot Prego. I think women look hot Pregnant. If you are Pregnant please send pics
I am just as pregnant as Britney is and I think it is so beautiful. People need to stop being so afraid of the human form. She’s beautiful and yes she’ s photoshopped- you produce up to 50% more blood and that makes for very visable veins. I am proud of my pregnant body and even wear a little non-maternity bikini to the beach, in public (gasp!) I think the women who rag on her for this are people who have 5 year olds and are 30 pounds over weight still blaming their obesity on their pregnancy. Maybe your energy would be better spent talking a walk to get a salad for lunch! Healthy and Pregnant is beautiful and anyone who disagrees with that is ignorant. Good luck to her and her baby.
I THINK BRITNEY LOOKS INCREDIBLE!! WHOEVER THINKS SHE DOESNT SHOULD BE SHOT, HELLO SHE IS THE BEST LOOKING PREGNANT WOMAN ALIVE, IF YOU THINK NOT YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EYES FIXED!! SHE IS TIMELESS AND ALWAYS WILL BE, DONT BASH ON HER BECAUSE OF HER PHOTOS!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF MOTHER SHE IS!! ALL THE MEDIA FOCUSES ON IS HOW BAD OF A MOTHER SHE IS, YEAH SHE HAS MADE A FEW MINOR MISTAKES, BUT WHO DOESNT!! HOW WOULD YOU LOOK IF PEOPLE TOOK PHOTOS ONLY OF WHAT YOU DO BAD!! SO LEAVE HER ALONE, SHES A HUMAN BEING AND DESERVES TO BE HAPPY AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Britney looks great. Demi was ok, but it is refreshing to finally see a **** pregnant woman. Go Britney.
Britney is beautiful and she looks even better than before. I just luv that pic with her son.
I want to **** with she. Sje is a beautiful ***** to **** in the morning. I love **** forever Britney.
This is shameful! It makes me feel sick to look at it.
This kind of picture should not be shown. Pregnancy is an ugly and horrible thing. It is disgusting. How can people allow this?!
I hope they put her in jail for showing her disgusting pregnancy.
I think some people are confusing the issues when it comes to Britney Spears.
It is a fact that she’s not a good singer. (if you can call that “singing” - actually its lip-synching, and she’s not a very good lip-synch’er either!)
But THAT lack of musical talent didn’t miraculously make her “not hot”. She’s ****. Oh damn, yes, she’s insanely hot! That’s the only reason why she’s allowed to have her fake-assed trumped-up “music career”.
But realize that she *is* ****, and give her some credit for that. After all, its her only true ‘talent’. Acknowledge that she’s visually beautiful. I mean, maybe if she’d been a model, instead of a singer, there wouldn’t be as many “Britney Hate-ahs” out there.
But everyone (somehow) still expects great talent out of modern pop-singers (where’d all these high expectations come from anyway? it *is* the music industry we’re talking, about after all).
But remove the singing ‘career’, and you’ve still got a very **** and compelling looking girl. Sure, she’s a little dumb. But still ****. For example, think of Naomi Campbell. She’s **** and kind of dumb, but you don’t see people jumping all over her and trying to smack her down …
… … …
… oh, wait a second. I forgot. Fat ugly women hate Naomi Campbell, too. Damn. Its like they both have the same “anti target audience”.
While PREGNANT, Britney is visually sexier than 90% of women are on their very best day of their lives. Don’t believe me? Then you must believe she’s selling albums because of her “fantastic voice”. Hahaha! Yeah. Right. Its the hotness.