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OH YEAH! Here it is, K-Fed’s awesome superbowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance:

It’s got the best line ever:

FEDERLINE!!! What? FRIES!!!!

Wouldn’t YOU just love to tell Mr. Ex-Spears to go make more fries? You know you would!

I couldn’t stop laughing. Some choice quotes from their lyrics:

• “I had zero friends, not even Tom would approve me”
• “It’s how I get dates, I check the Myspace”
• “Quick, go to google and find some cool images”
• “If all goes well, slide her in the top 8″

First, let’s do a little listening test and compare the two songs:

• Janne “Tempest/Damage” Suni’s Acid Jazzed Evening
• Timbaland & Nelly Furtado’s Do It

Well, it sounds like he ripped off the melody and the chords, and sampled the hell of that song. But just thinking that hip-hop’s biggest producer steals the ideas for his songs isn’t good enough–we need something more concrete. Like this Youtube video showing an overlay of the two pieces:

Was that conclusive enough for you? The impressive part of Timbaland’s musical theft is that he apparently is in touch with the Finnish underground music scene. Read more about the scandal from SA forums.

All I’ve got on this theory is photographic evidence that Paul Wall may indeed be Chamillionaire. Who knew?

Over at Kevin Federline’s myspace you can hear his latest single Privilege, a slower more reflective tune than his last two *ahem* hits. In that regard, it’s more deliberate and makes a better overall impression. He doesn’t sound as bad as he did before, as most of the youthful exuberance that ruined the quality of previous tracks is gone. In word, you could say the song’s matured a lot:

PRIVILEGE

[chorus]

Let’s get something to smoke,
and pour me a glass of Privilege
to wet my throat.
Tonight it’s going down.

Get out your brand new fit.
It’s time to hit the town,
and get into some sh*t;
Tonight it’s going down!

[verse 1]
One to the two, two to three,
Fell asleep in the whip,
woke up in the squee.

Last night was crazy,
tonight is going down!
Show my lady friend all around the town.

Parked the Harley and hopped in the truck,
Smelling good, and looking like 10 million bucks.

Blue Yankee hat on,
Red monkey pants on,
Fresh to death,
’cause I keep the latest fashion.

Spark the blunt, girl, and your pass on.
Burning kind of slow, that’s good, it’ll last long.

I’m in the fast lane, getting my smash on.
High as a motherf**er, yeah way past gone.

I got LA feeling like Vegas,
nobody does, I’m forgetting that I’m famous.
Pour the Privilege, light the vegas,
I’m feeling myself, and all I’ve got to say is…

[chorus]

Let’s get something to smoke,
and pour me a glass of Privilege
to wet my throat.
Tonight it’s going down.

Get out your brand new fit.
It’s time to hit the town,
and get into some sh*t;
Tonight it’s going down!

[verse 2]

Been on the west coast all my life,
in love with her just like my wife,
and in love with the Hennessey every damn night,
hooked up with B—- it’s about to get right.

It’s going down like a fresh pair of panties,
Cab looked better than a couple pair of Grammy’s.
You understand me, the city is mine,
so I do like the roll, I twist and wind.

Grab your purse, hop in the two seater,
I’ve got a stash spot big enough to fit two heaters,
One for me, and one for my girl,
Bonnie and Clyde ready to conquor the whole world.

I got Gucci on, she got Prada,
She calls me daddy, but she’s not my daughter,
And I’m not her father, I’m just a mack,
I got tired of drugs so I switched to rap, like that.

[chorus]

Let’s get something to smoke,
and pour me a glass of Privilege
to wet my throat.
Tonight it’s going down.

Get out your brand new fit.
It’s time to hit the town,
and get into some sh*t;
Tonight it’s going down!