Wedding Invitation

“It’s getting late so save the date: Ashlee & Pete, join us May 17, 2008, Los Angeles. Transportation will be provided to the wedding. You will be contacted with additional information.”

Wentz (28) & Simpson (23) requested that wedding gifts be left to the Invisible Children nonprofit group. Guests received Alice in Wonderland cookies inside a box reading “eat me.”

The Wedding Dress

*removed at the request of People*

Ashlee wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier, and a Neil Lane diamond necklace and earrings. The above photo is part of the next People issue, containing exclusive wedding photos sold for over $1,000,000 USD. Mr. Wentz wore a tuxedo by Dior Homme.

Quotes

Ashlee Simpson told People Magazine the following: “Now that I’m doing it, I definitely have that big dream. It kind of went more fairytale than I thought. I got really into it.” Pete Wentz commented, “She has this amazing imagination and to watch it take place is an awesome thing.”

Talking about their relationship, Ashlee last year said to People, “He’s a cutie. He has an awesome personality and kind of brings out the best of me and I knew that even before we were dating. There was just like an awesome connection we had.” Wentz recently noted that “We’re past the honeymoon period. The truth is, it’s crazy to be able to kiss your best friend. It’s just a really awesome thing.”

Pregnancy

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with the Wentz’s first child, in their first marriage. Undoubtably, this helped accelerate the marriage process.

Also famously dated actor Orlando Bloom, Kate has never been married herself.

We’re not sure that living in a house full of avid WoW gamers is a great idea, but if you need that last recruit to cement your new little guild, this isn’t half bad.

Basically, Penelope Cruz is hot. However, I’m sure she has other fine qualities, like being three years older than Mr. Bloom…

“It’s certainly on the horizon, but I’m not engaged, let’s put it that way,” she told American fashion magazine W.

“I do know that I’m happily in a relationship, and there’s nobody else I want to be with. We’re both equally supportive of one another, which I think in any relationship makes things easier and seem less daunting.”

This is certainly news to me, seeing as Bloom is making no effort to hide his attempts at infidelity; several weeks ago, Bloom was seen dancing and kissing Claire Danes. Meanwhile, Bosworth also said that she apparently liked Sydney so much while filming Superman Returns that she’s contemplating settling down there.

“It’s such a fantastic country,” Bosworth said. “I’d love to live there.”

Update: Though Bosworth wants to hear wedding bells, it appears Bloom does not. He is apparently regarding his Hollywood career as more important than his on-off relationship with Bosworth. Starpulse writes:

The English actor is currently one of the hottest young talents in Tinseltown, thanks to his roles in the Lord Of The Rings and Pirates Of The Caribbean franchises.

But he remains fearful it could all come to an end – and is putting his relationship with long-term love Bosworth on the backburner so he can concentrate on keeping up his momentum.

Bloom says, “I’m just focusing on my career. Ultimately I’m just riding this really big wave right now. I’m just trying to hold on tight for dear life and not fall off.”

Kevin didn’t like seeing Perry holding his son while out with Britney. He instructed her to drop him before their reunion last week where they decided to get their marriage back on track. Kevin was uncomfortable with Perry being so close to Britney and his son. He felt she was trying to taunt him.

Whether Britney is actually trying to make Kevin jealous or not is debateable. On the one hand, she’s around her manny all the time. On the other hand, at Kevin’s request he’s now employed on an hourly rate as opposed to his previous full time designation. What’s clear, though, is that the two men are quite different looking:

Maybe now you can see why their marriage is falling apart, and why Kevin could be jealous.  According to the Hindustan Times, he’s doing everything he can to support Britney:

[Kevin] was in New York recently to take part in a promotion drive of Virgin Mobile’s ‘Save the Penny’ campaign, where he said that he thinks ‘Britney is wonderful’, and that fatherhood was the “best thing in the world.”

Still, it wasn’t enough to reunite them for their $250,000 Aqua Island vacation, where the two lived in seperate houses and only reunited for a highly public session with their sun on the beach.

I always wanted to be a father. I remember my whole life, I wanted to be a father. So I’m hoping maybe I have 10 children.

These extra 9 children would be in addition to the two adopted children he had with ex-wife Nicole Kidman. The press also asked him about his Father’s Day, and he had this to say:

It was the best Father’s Day … I think you all know how, what a gift it is, children. [sic]

The question remains: will Cruise also keep his other nine locked away like he’s done with Suri? Whether or not he was joking about having more kids, the public is still dying to know the outcome of the first. He claims he loves his children and is even feeling particularly fatherly nowadays:

I feel the responsibility of that, because they are the future. So I feel so overwhelmed with emotion at times when I look at my children, which I think we all know when you are looking at your own child you love so much.

Well, maybe too much public scrutiny is bad for a youngster, but just a few pictures can’t hurt. It’s even made Brangelina’s Shiloh Nouvel a fashion icon. So come on, Tom, give us a peek.

Katie has embarked on a hardcore fitness regime and does 200 sit-ups a day, combined with two hours of cardio work before pilates. She has eaten healthily since giving birth but now her friends are worried she has dropped two dress sizes in too short a period of time.

This kind of strict exercise schedule must be taxing on the new mother — need we emphasize the pain and suffering of childbirth? While I’m sure Cruise hired help, these past two months must still be hectic for Katie, who undoubtedly is learning the ropes of child-rearing under severe public scrutiny. Her friends add:

She is rushing around all of the time and is on hand for the baby 24 hours a day. Her weight is just rapidly falling off. It can’t be good and has got to be very stressful.

My only theory for this ridiculous weight-loss is the fact that Cruise and Holmes are rumored to marry fairly soon, and Katie must want to fit into the smallest wedding dress that exists. Seeing as she started off with an incredibly thin body, let’s hope the soon-to-be wife of Cruise doesn’t start looking too anorexic for comfort. She is, after all, also rumored to be preparing for a second child.

But never mind all that, because it appears Tom and Katie have already started preparing for their second child. We’re told they’ve planned to have at least two or three kids. One source explains their reasoning:

Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right away. Before Suri’s birth they talked about having two or three kids — and they don’t want to wait.

Another source added:

Katie was really scared of becoming a mom. She didn’t know what to expect and she was worried that she’d be overwhelmed by all the responsibilities. But she’s loving every minute of being home with Suri. Katie isn’t at all concerned with getting back to work.

What a surprise. If you were being paid $33 million, would you mind having Tom Cruise’s babies? Congratulations, Katie, you’ve completely redefined what it means to be a trophy wife!

Although the sultry sex scene from Thank You For Smoking was cut from its other screenings, such as Sundance, (some say at the request of Tom Cruise, her new husband), it’s back for release to theatres. Directory Jason Reitman is quoted by LSE on the scene:

“It’s humorous humping! It’s Kate and Aaron gyrating back and forth.”

Now we know that moviegoers around America will be able to enjoy the same things as Tom Cruise. Well, not really, because it’s apparently humourous, not titillating. Reitman’s quoted again, though, pointing us in the right, er wrong, direction to go looking for more Katie Holmes photos:

“If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent ‘The Gift’”

In The Gift she appears nude, baring her breasts in the scene in which she is about to be killed. The photo (censored to the right) is not particularly scandalous or engaging, except to someone who finds mammaries taboo. However, with Tom’s protective sheltering of his wife, we shouldn’t be expecting Katie Holmes to star in any indecent scenes in the recent future.

For more information on this actress, see the Katie Holmes IMDB page!