Review: Celebrity sexy lip plumper
There’s a new product out for girls who want celebrity sexy lips, and it comes in a classy container guaranteed to impress:
Unlike other products on the market that sting and irritate, Celebrity sexy lip plumper claims to draw moisture into your lips, enriching, nourishing, and filling them out. Now you can get Angelina Jolie style lips without having to spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, pain and suffering. Too good to be true? Celebrity sexy lips boasts endorsements from E!, VH1, the Oxygen Network, Extra, and OK magazine.
Just looking at this lip gloss, it seems a bit nicer than the ones you get from Victoria’s Secret or other fashion stores, like Sephora, where the lip glosses are heavy, thick, and shiny, almost like putting metal paste on your delicate lips. Celebrity sexy lip plumper looks delicate, translucent, a clear coating of shine and fullness. If you’re worried about wearing too much makeup and not looking natural, this lip gloss might be the solution you need.
The secret of this lip plumper, according to a forum post I saw, is Atelocollagen, tiny, dehydrated, marine collagen micro spheres that are instantly absorbed by the lips, and seek out the body’s natural moisture. As soon as the spheres become re-hydrated, they plump and hold onto the moisture they’ve collected, creating a mild swelling of the lip tissue. The result is fuller, smoother, perfectly plumped lips in seconds.
Bored Shopping says, “The best thing about the Celebrity Sexy Lip Plumper is that it is not created with celebrities in mind but for ordinary women like you and me.” I’m a man, so I couldn’t say it 
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Tila “Tequila” Nguyen in Penthouse
After making her fame on the covers of Playboy, Stuff, and Time, Myspace’s biggest attention-whore Tila Tequila Nguyen has scored a place as the feature of this month’s Penthouse. Of course, it still doesn’t make up for her terrible single “I love you” or the future terrible music to come, but perhaps this little dose of mouth-watering fame will help show her that her talent is appealing to teenage boys, not singing.
Personally, I don’t Tila very attractive. You want a better looking examples of a Vietnamese woman, try the half-vietnamese, half-french/irish/polish Maggie Q.
Liv Tyler attacks Kate Bosworth with kiss
It seems that lovely Liv Tyler likes to greet her friends with a kiss when she runs into them. So at Sant Ambroeus in New York in NYC the other day she ran into Kate Bosworth:
Kate looks frightened; you can check out the full pictures @ the Superficial.
Riyo Mori: Miss Universe 2007 Photos
The sexy 20 year old dancer from Japan was crowned Miss Universe 2007! She is the second Miss Universe from Japan, the first being Akiko Kojima in 1959.
Donald Trump is only paying for Miss Universe so he can his dirty hands all over her, the wannabe Hugh Hefner.
Posing in Japanese dress of the most dark and ugly colours.
Without so much makeup she looks quite nice!
“Let’s play catch with the $300,000 tiara, let’s!”
Posing in a bikini is hard when all the girls wear the same bikini. I hope this is her!
And again, I hope it’s her…
Congrats, Miss Japan! You won!
David Beckham Nude
There are some possibly fake pictures of soccer-star David Beckham circulating which purport to show him nude. We’ve tastefully censored the pictures below, which show Beckham arranged like Jesus on the cross, deliberately invoking religious imagery:
We’re not sure why Mr. Posh Spice would want to do this, but the general consensus on the internet blogosphere is that it’s high art.