Unlike other products on the market that sting and irritate, Celebrity sexy lip plumper claims to draw moisture into your lips, enriching, nourishing, and filling them out. Now you can get Angelina Jolie style lips without having to spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, pain and suffering. Too good to be true? Celebrity sexy lips boasts endorsements from E!, VH1, the Oxygen Network, Extra, and OK magazine.

Just looking at this lip gloss, it seems a bit nicer than the ones you get from Victoria’s Secret or other fashion stores, like Sephora, where the lip glosses are heavy, thick, and shiny, almost like putting metal paste on your delicate lips. Celebrity sexy lip plumper looks delicate, translucent, a clear coating of shine and fullness. If you’re worried about wearing too much makeup and not looking natural, this lip gloss might be the solution you need.

The secret of this lip plumper, according to a forum post I saw, is Atelocollagen, tiny, dehydrated, marine collagen micro spheres that are instantly absorbed by the lips, and seek out the body’s natural moisture. As soon as the spheres become re-hydrated, they plump and hold onto the moisture they’ve collected, creating a mild swelling of the lip tissue. The result is fuller, smoother, perfectly plumped lips in seconds.

Bored Shopping says, “The best thing about the Celebrity Sexy Lip Plumper is that it is not created with celebrities in mind but for ordinary women like you and me.” I’m a man, so I couldn’t say it .

Kate looks frightened; you can check out the full pictures @ the Superficial.

Angelina Jolie as a teenager in a pink bikini.

A black and white yearbook-like photo of Ms. Jolie.

Wearing a red evening gown she looks a bit older in this photo.

This is such a cute late 80s look. Man she’s old!

Another year book like photo, a headshot of some kind, but in color.

If you think she looks cute and innocent, go read about what she was like in kindergarten; it’s a bit scary!

I’m not sure how to describe her look except “healthy.”

It’s been revealed to us by Jane Pratt, founder of Jane Magazine, that she once engaged in a brief love affair with Drew Barrymore. She was interviewed for Howard Stern’s radio show many years ago, but demurred the question of “which famous celebrity” it was. Now, she tells all:

She said years ago, when Stern was on his terrestrial station, he had asked her if she had ever had sex with a woman. She answered “yes” but then demurred when he asked if it was someone people have heard of.

She said she would like to go back and tell him the truth. “It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore,” she said.

Of course, now that she has Andrew Schaifer for a “husband” of sorts, and a 4 year old daughter, she is secure in normalcy and can reveal these juicy tidbits.

DJ AM has a sneaker fetish.

Kristin Bell drives like a maniac. And bites!!!

Josh Hartnett likes to take it off. All of it!

Lindsay Lohan’s doctors have told her she is suffering from liver damage and that she could die if she doesn’t stop drinking soon!

The ever-faithful National Enquirer writes:

The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not … Lindsay’s liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn’t quit boozing she could die.

Healthy young livers can take some drinking. Lohan’s entire lifestyle, however, is inconsistent with good health. Late nights, hard work, alcohol, drugs, partying, and sex quickly take their toll. It’s like trying to run a marathon with half your heart cut out.

Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, warns that the actress’ wrist was fractured in two places when she fell over walking in an outdoor area in flat boots, and that “there’s a pending investigation” and “lawyers are looking into [the situation].”