The Gossip Rag: Celebrity life, photos, gossip, and news

The next Star Wars movie will be completely CG-animated. Star Wars: The Clone Wars, which opens in movie theaters Aug. 15, will deal with another sort of epic battle between the cloned forces of evil and the Jedi Knights. The official site is lacking any real information about the movie, except this movie poster:

So, the art looks good, but will it be another Lucasfilm flop?

“I wouldn’t worry about Gordon. IT’s ALL PART OF THE PLAN.” High resolution version.

There’s a new product out for girls who want celebrity sexy lips, and it comes in a classy container guaranteed to impress:

Unlike other products on the market that sting and irritate, Celebrity sexy lip plumper claims to draw moisture into your lips, enriching, nourishing, and filling them out. Now you can get Angelina Jolie style lips without having to spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, pain and suffering. Too good to be true? Celebrity sexy lips boasts endorsements from E!, VH1, the Oxygen Network, Extra, and OK magazine.

Just looking at this lip gloss, it seems a bit nicer than the ones you get from Victoria’s Secret or other fashion stores, like Sephora, where the lip glosses are heavy, thick, and shiny, almost like putting metal paste on your delicate lips. Celebrity sexy lip plumper looks delicate, translucent, a clear coating of shine and fullness. If you’re worried about wearing too much makeup and not looking natural, this lip gloss might be the solution you need.

The secret of this lip plumper, according to a forum post I saw, is Atelocollagen, tiny, dehydrated, marine collagen micro spheres that are instantly absorbed by the lips, and seek out the body’s natural moisture. As soon as the spheres become re-hydrated, they plump and hold onto the moisture they’ve collected, creating a mild swelling of the lip tissue. The result is fuller, smoother, perfectly plumped lips in seconds.

Bored Shopping says, “The best thing about the Celebrity Sexy Lip Plumper is that it is not created with celebrities in mind but for ordinary women like you and me.” I’m a man, so I couldn’t say it .

According to US Magazine, the marriage between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is an elaborate sham setup by Scientologists. This comes from Andrew Morton’s new book, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, which comes out tomorrow, full of juicy secrets.

What kind of juicy secrets? Well first, confirmation about Katie Holme’s wedding to Cruise being controlled by Scientology: “Morton claims Cruise had Holmes sign a document before they started dating that allowed ‘Scientologists full control over her life’.” This is probably not a secret they would kill to keep safe, as it simply involves that Holmes “must never use psychiatric care or psychiatric drugs.”

Additionally, Morton’s book validates the claim that Katie Holmes is under a $3,000,000 a year salary via prenup for her marriage with Cruise. Of course, the Church of Scientology claims that “Ms. Holmes never signed any agreement.”

Hang on, because on May 16th, 2008 the next Narnia installment is coming! It’s The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian.

Honestly, I was a bigger fan of the BBC made-for-tv series than these new watered-down movies.