Missy Elliott: Best Best Album Cover
Missy Elliott’s new single Best Best is from the unreleased album Block Party. Two other songs from the album, Ching-a-Ling and Shake Your Pom Pom, were released as singles on the Step Up 2 the Streets soundtrack.
R. Kelly Not Guilty!!
WOW! This is big news! The many years delayed R Kelly sex trial which took place recently has returned a verdict: not guilty! According to the associated press, Jurors returned a verdict of not guilty on all 14 counts:
R. Kelly was acquitted of all charges Friday after less than a day of deliberations in his child pornography trial, ending a six-year ordeal for the R&B superstar. Kelly dabbed his face with a handkerchief and hugged each of his four attorneys after the verdict — not guilty on all 14 counts — was read. The Grammy award-winning singer had faced 15 years in prison if convicted. Minutes later, surrounded by bodyguards, he left the courthouse without comment. Dozens of fans screamed and cheered as he climbed into a waiting SUV.
Shaniqua Tompkins: “50 Cent Tried to Kill Me” in House Fire
Shaniqua Tompkins, 50 Cent’s ex and baby mama of his son Marquise, says that the house that burned down (which is currently in court dispute between 50 and Shaniqua), was no accident:
The lawyer for 50 Cent’s baby mama, Shaniqua Tompkins, tells TMZ that she heard “someone” come into the house this morning at 4 AM, shortly before the fire broke out around a hour later. Paul Catsandonis, Shaniqua’s lawyer, tells us that his client is “traumatized” by the fire and that the kids are similarly in total shock. Six people, including Tompkins and their 10-year-old son Marquise, were in the house. They all were transported to the hospital and treated for smoke inhalation.
A photo of the house on fire
The aftermath
The house is worth $1.4M. Shaniqua said, “He’s upset. If he can’t have it, no one can. He said that he was gonna have somebody come kill me and watch what he does, and this is what he did.” Does this remind you of the song “Forgot About Dre” by Eminem and Dre? Lyrics: “Me and dre stood next to a burnt down house / Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches / And still weren’t found out.”
Ne-Yo Mugshot Photo
R&B singer Ne Yo, also known as Shaffer Smith, was arrested for reckless driving and not having a valid license on February 19 while driving through Cobb County, Georgia. He was driving in excess of 100 mph in his 2006 Range Rover.
From the red, irritated color of his eyes, it looks like Ne yo might have a bit to drink too!
Rihanna Photoshopped Nude in German FHM
Poor Rihanna. After being covered globally by FHM with a beautiful cover spread, German FHM upped the ante by photoshopping its pictures of her to naked perfection. These photos are either elaborate internet fakes, or the regional FHM itself actually did it. If so, Rihanna should probably be calling her lawyers. While the wild Barbados singer flaunts her body in albums, videos, and concerts, she has also said that she won’t pose naked in the near future.
Rihanna with her famous umbrella… added in later
Rihanna looks better with just water
The most provocative of the photoshop jobs
Everything has become too smooth …
The moral of the story is that in today’s Dystopia, believe nothing you see. Everything can literally be faked to confuse any of the five senses.