K-Fed Reality TV Show

Kevin Federline is trying to hook himself up with a Reality TV Show about how his life is crazy with a celebrity ex-wife, bad rap albums, child support, and little Fed-ex Tater Tots.
Ebay Britney Spears’ Hair!
You knew it was going to happen, but Britney Spears’ hair is selling for a cool $1,000,000 on ebay. No one’s going to buy it at that price, but those hairdressers can hope, right?

Britney Spears’ Hair For Sale On Ebay
The sale also offers her bic lighter and 3/4 can of red bull, left abandoned on the scene:
!!!!BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR!!!! (and extensions) PLUS Her Redbull and Bic Lighter
You have heard the story on the news… No need to repeat it here.
This is the auction you have been waiting for. I am selling the hair as well as the 3/4 full can of Redbull she was drinking and her blue Bic Lighter. I am selling this on behalf of Esther and her family. We are offering it for sale here at what we feel is a realistic price. This is a piece of history that can not be duplicated.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC. THIS IS NOT A SCAM. BUYER IS ENCOURAGED TO DO A LOCAL PICK UP IN TARZANA, CALIFORNIA AND MEET WITH ME AND ESTHER. ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC AND THIS IS THE ONLY REAL LISTING. I THINK THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL.
Payment is to be made by cash, money order or cashiers check ONLY. NO PAYPAL. Due to the unique nature and high value of these items, buyer is to be responsible for any shipping arrangements. Local pick up is highly encouraged.
Update: Their new page is buy britneys hair dot com, where you can buy Britney Spears’ genuine hair. All the others on ebay are frauds, scams, hacks, etc.
Britney Bald Looks Like Eminem
I just had the startling revelation that bald Britney Spears looks a lot like Eminem:

When you combine the two, it’s really quite horrible:

We’re going to call it “Breminem” and then pretend we didn’t make you just look at this. More in various other blogs.
Britney Spears Shaves Head
Back less than 24 hours from her Caribbean Antigua rehab facility, super pop star Britney Spears has decided to visit a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor with her new shaved head:

According to ABC news, she did the shave herself:
The magazine said that after arriving in Los Angeles, Spears headed for a Tarzana salon and asked that a stylist cut off all her hair. When the stylist refused, Spears grabbed the clippers and did it herself. She then wound up at the tattoo parlor, where she spent $80 to have two tattoos applied — a black-white-and-pink cross on her lower hip and red-and- pink lips on her wrist.
X17 has some nice half-shaven photos of Britney, but their site is overloaded at the moment:

All of America is weeping for your lost hair, Britney! Here’s what other blogs have to say:
- I have to admit, I sort of like what she has done with herself.
- Is the troubled pop star finally crashing at the bottom?
- Britney Spears is a Bald Headed Nightmare
Here’s another photo of her new, bald head we found floating around the net:

Youtube has some video footage from a news station:
Kevin Federline Superbowl Commercial Movie
OH YEAH! Here it is, K-Fed’s awesome superbowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance:
It’s got the best line ever:
FEDERLINE!!! What? FRIES!!!!
Wouldn’t YOU just love to tell Mr. Ex-Spears to go make more fries? You know you would!