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Kevin Federline is getting a lot more than the $1,000,000 we thought Britney would be giving him. It turns out he’ll actually be getting assets worth $13,000,000 and other intangibles, like 57% custody of his two boys.

According to Star Magazine, they had a conversation like this:

Britney Spears: “Do you really want to do this?”
K-Fed: “Yes.”
Britney Spears: “You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.”

Kevin is also prohibited from writing a book about the experience, but he gets the kids and a ton of cash:

• A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
• He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
• $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
• Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
• He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

Kevin Federline is trying to hook himself up with a Reality TV Show about how his life is crazy with a celebrity ex-wife, bad rap albums, child support, and little Fed-ex Tater Tots.

We have on good authority that what John Mayer said in Japanese about his relationship with Jessica Simpson was not “She is very beautiful and you’ll be the last to know:”

He actually said:

ジェシッカはとても素敵な女性で、一緒に居られて最高です。
Jessica ha totemo sutekina jousei de, isshou ni irarete saikou desu.
Jessica is a very lovely woman, being able to be with her is the best.

That’s quite different, no? Much more subtle!

You knew it was going to happen, but Britney Spears’ hair is selling for a cool $1,000,000 on ebay. No one’s going to buy it at that price, but those hairdressers can hope, right?

Britney Spears’ Hair For Sale On Ebay

The sale also offers her bic lighter and 3/4 can of red bull, left abandoned on the scene:

!!!!BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR!!!! (and extensions) PLUS Her Redbull and Bic Lighter

You have heard the story on the news… No need to repeat it here.

This is the auction you have been waiting for. I am selling the hair as well as the 3/4 full can of Redbull she was drinking and her blue Bic Lighter. I am selling this on behalf of Esther and her family. We are offering it for sale here at what we feel is a realistic price. This is a piece of history that can not be duplicated.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC. THIS IS NOT A SCAM. BUYER IS ENCOURAGED TO DO A LOCAL PICK UP IN TARZANA, CALIFORNIA AND MEET WITH ME AND ESTHER. ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC AND THIS IS THE ONLY REAL LISTING. I THINK THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL.

Payment is to be made by cash, money order or cashiers check ONLY. NO PAYPAL. Due to the unique nature and high value of these items, buyer is to be responsible for any shipping arrangements. Local pick up is highly encouraged.

Update: Their new page is buy britneys hair dot com, where you can buy Britney Spears’ genuine hair. All the others on ebay are frauds, scams, hacks, etc.

I just had the startling revelation that bald Britney Spears looks a lot like Eminem:

When you combine the two, it’s really quite horrible:

We’re going to call it “Breminem” and then pretend we didn’t make you just look at this. More in various other blogs.