Britney Spears Shaves Head
Back less than 24 hours from her Caribbean Antigua rehab facility, super pop star Britney Spears has decided to visit a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor with her new shaved head:
According to ABC news, she did the shave herself:
The magazine said that after arriving in Los Angeles, Spears headed for a Tarzana salon and asked that a stylist cut off all her hair. When the stylist refused, Spears grabbed the clippers and did it herself. She then wound up at the tattoo parlor, where she spent $80 to have two tattoos applied — a black-white-and-pink cross on her lower hip and red-and- pink lips on her wrist.
X17 has some nice half-shaven photos of Britney, but their site is overloaded at the moment:
All of America is weeping for your lost hair, Britney! Here’s what other blogs have to say:
- I have to admit, I sort of like what she has done with herself.
- Is the troubled pop star finally crashing at the bottom?
- Britney Spears is a Bald Headed Nightmare
Here’s another photo of her new, bald head we found floating around the net:
Youtube has some video footage from a news station:
Kevin Federline Superbowl Commercial Movie
OH YEAH! Here it is, K-Fed’s awesome superbowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance:
It’s got the best line ever:
FEDERLINE!!! What? FRIES!!!!
Wouldn’t YOU just love to tell Mr. Ex-Spears to go make more fries? You know you would!
James Brown Dead!
The Godfather of Soul passed away earlier today from unknown pneumonia-related causes.
Rest in peace!!
Britney Spear’s Cell Phone: LG enV VX9900
We recently came across these high-resolution photos of Britney Spears partying it up in California, when we noticed she had a cellphone in her hand:
Immediately, we needed a closer look so we could identify the model and make:
Wow! It’s an LG enV VX9900, which sells for just $80. I paid more than that for my RAZR. I guess to be a real celebrity, you need a QWERTY keyboard, VCAST music so you can listen to yourself, GPS because you’re too ditzy to read maps, and a memory card to hold all the party photos.
Who would have thought Britney Spears would be caught with a cheap $80 LG cellphone. Not me! Not you!
Britney Spears’ First Husband Tells All
Jason Alexander apparently spoke to ex-wife Britney Spears in the last week; why the pop singer would want to talk to her husband of three days, I don’t know. Maybe marrying him was her idea, and splitting up her manager’s.
The Sun has a few choice quotes:
“I was really shocked when she married Kevin. I figured it was a fling that would fly over. I never thought she’d marry him. He always seemed so negative.”
We were shocked too, but we always knew that he was bad news before the whole thing started. Naive to say “negative”–you want something stronger, like “stoned stupid.”
“All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it.”
Which is to say that Britney Spears’ lip-lock with Madonna wasn’t an accident…
“She had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child. She’s working on all of that. She’s worth hundreds of millions — of course she looks good.”
Didn’t we already know all celebrities elect unnecessary plastic surgeries? It’s what modern America’s economy is built on.