Emma Watson Wants a Bilingual Boy
Emma Watson has confessed that she wants a boyfriend who can “speak two or three different languages. Yeah, that really does it for me.”
Britney Spears Farms With J.R. Rotem
J.R. Rotem distastefully told Blender Magazine, “I [did] Britney wheelbarrow style.” We really didn’t want to know.
Celebrity Mugshot Database
For all your celebrity mugshot needs, the Hack brings us his top 10 (and a few more) favorites.
Sexual Services Index
This is a bit disturbing, but it uses an economic model to predict that one hour of my services are worth $249.81. [NSFW]
Gordon Scott Dies
Unfortunately Tarzan actor Gordon Scott recently passed away. We’ll miss the howl.