Heather Mills Dumps Water on McCartney Lawyer’s Head
Although she received a $50M settlement in her divorce with former Beatles singer star Paul McCartney, it wasn’t enough for Heather Mills, who dumped a water pitcher on Fiona Shackleton, McCartney’s lawyer, for calling her names during the proceedings. Here’s a photo of McCartney’s lawyer, before and after:
The courtroom outburst was captured by a court recorder in sketch form:
The lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, is known as Steel Magnolia and has represented the Prince of Wales and Duke of York. Her composure is remarkable.
Ne-Yo Mugshot Photo
R&B singer Ne Yo, also known as Shaffer Smith, was arrested for reckless driving and not having a valid license on February 19 while driving through Cobb County, Georgia. He was driving in excess of 100 mph in his 2006 Range Rover.
From the red, irritated color of his eyes, it looks like Ne yo might have a bit to drink too!
The Human Pet
This is London has been running an interesting story, ‘I’m a human pet’: The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog lead. A quick summary involves a married goth couple, and their rights to take the bus like any other “normal” couple:
Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks. But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: “We don’t let freaks and dogs like you on.”
While the guy looks like a dark, 18th century gentleman, and the pet looks tired and vacant, they’re both just regular people who deserve the same rights as anyone else. Most couple’s bonds are just words on paper and perhaps emotional bonds of love, while Tasha Maltby and Dani Graves tie themselves together with steel and a unique relationship. Why is that so hard to accept?
Rihanna Photoshopped Nude in German FHM
Poor Rihanna. After being covered globally by FHM with a beautiful cover spread, German FHM upped the ante by photoshopping its pictures of her to naked perfection. These photos are either elaborate internet fakes, or the regional FHM itself actually did it. If so, Rihanna should probably be calling her lawyers. While the wild Barbados singer flaunts her body in albums, videos, and concerts, she has also said that she won’t pose naked in the near future.
Rihanna with her famous umbrella… added in later
Rihanna looks better with just water
The most provocative of the photoshop jobs
Everything has become too smooth …
The moral of the story is that in today’s Dystopia, believe nothing you see. Everything can literally be faked to confuse any of the five senses.
Paris Hilton Loves Kevin Federline
On December 30th, 2007 at new year’s party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, Kevin Federline allegedly was solicited by Paris Hilton–and turned her down! “Paris whispered some pretty sweet and enticing words in Kevin’s ear. She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite,” according to PageSix. Kevin later said, “It will not be so easy to deny her next time.”
It’s cute, but we’re not sure that there needs to be another addition to the Federline line, as he already has four children. We’re hoping this new year’s hookup never happened, but if it did, we know what their mutual new year’s resolutions are going to be!