The Gossip Rag: Celebrity life, photos, gossip, and news

While some of these partial face transplants in Photoshop are pretty awful, I’m a big fan of Orlando Bloom mashed up with Johnny Depp:

There are some other not bad ones, like Natalie Portman & Keira Knightley and all the Paris Hilton photoshops, so enjoy!

Bryce Lane, top left, and L.A. Smith, former Classmates.com employees. The second row is how the pair appear today. Smith is a writer, editor and artist in Bothell; Lane is a Bellevue investment banker.

You knew it! They couldn’t have possibly made a good couple, nor would any normal person have as many as SEVEN little tater tots.

Now the Seattle Times has revealed that the long lost high school lovers are in fact just two random employees at the time. Over 1 billion poor internet visitors have seen the ads.

Rita Spangler, Classmates’s vice president of marketing, says “We were looking for an unusual couple that showed what could happen after high school, and that who you were in high school doesn’t necessarily represent who you are now.” In other words–two huge HS geeks that turned out ok looking later.

Well, Bryce Lane and LA Smith, I’ve got to hand it to you. All of America knows your faces!!

The National Enquirer allegedly reports that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. As you all know, this is Britney Spears’ little sister, and given what runs in their family, the story is 100% plausible. If this is true, we’re sorry for everyone involved, including the entire Spears family, and the poor unfortunate guy who managed to knock her up.

If this is true, expect a quick and quiet coverup! The last entry on her website diary at jamielynnspears.com reads:

It has been a super busy summer for me. We are almost finished with the summer filming of Zoey. I can’t wait for everyone to see the new episodes!!! My family and some friends just came to L.A. to visit me. We mostly shopped lots. We also went to see the play, Wicked. It was so good.

Update: Apparently it was just a scare. According to the Australian rag NW, “Britney told Jamie Lynn she’d help her with anything she needed. She promised to keep her secret and not say anything.” Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy tests came back negative, so her boyfriend Casey Aldridge is safe!

This is something you should NEVER try doing:

But wow are they dumb!

So, this lil’ photo of Hayden Panettiere kissing Jack Coleman, the actor who plays her father on TV show Heroes, has me confused. I’m going to chalk it up to strange and affectionate French customs, otherwise a lot of young boys will be crying:

Super-creepy. EEEEEK!