Hayden Panettiere Gets Touchy With Jack Coleman
So, this lil’ photo of Hayden Panettiere kissing Jack Coleman, the actor who plays her father on TV show Heroes, has me confused. I’m going to chalk it up to strange and affectionate French customs, otherwise a lot of young boys will be crying:

Super-creepy. EEEEEK!
John Mayer’s Pitbull Attack?
John Mayer apologizes for the live pit bull fight he had “great success with for the past couple of weeks” after it got out of hand when the dog broke free during a song and “a lot of people got hurt.” Crying, he said, “I’m sorry.”
We’re confused–we thought he was a singer, not a glam rock act?
Liv Tyler attacks Kate Bosworth with kiss
It seems that lovely Liv Tyler likes to greet her friends with a kiss when she runs into them. So at Sant Ambroeus in New York in NYC the other day she ran into Kate Bosworth:

Kate looks frightened; you can check out the full pictures @ the Superficial.
Best of Parody Ads Thread
There’s a NSFW Something Awful thread Design fake / parody ads for Something Awful and win! but it actually has a few very funny submissions:

I want your credit card number?

Go to school. Get degree. Play WoW!

Get degree from DevRy. No get job?

Flirt with CHEESE lol.

Sometimes the simplest thing is the funniest.

Your computer … could be infected by ZOMBIES.

Ah the classic 409…
R Kelly Quote of the Day

“It’s like a rain forest, like Jurassic Park, except I’m your sex-a-saurus baby”
Why is it everytime he opens his mouth and sings, his lyrics are ridiculous and nonsensical?