Timbaland’s Shock Value
Timbaland just dropped his new album Shock Value, which has 4 stars on Amazon and 4.5 on iTunes. It’s currently selling #1 on iTunes and #28 on Amazon.
We hear he cuts Scott Storch a new one on one of the tracks, so get out and give it a listen! Tim-unit? Sigh… The good news is he has tracks with Elton John, 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Fall Out Boy, Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, Keri Hilson, Nicole Scherzinger, Magoo, Dr. Dre, Sebastion, and The Hives. There hasn’t been an album with this many guest stars since the last Santana album!
Help the Police Video: NWA Spoof
Help the police coming straight from the underground
A young chap’s got it good cause I’m brown
Not the other color cause police hate;
they have the authority to carry out inquiries
Oh and it just gets better and better!
Jim Carrey Vanilla Ice Impression Music Video
This music video is a hilarious parody by Jim Carrey of famous 80s white rapper Vanilla Ice. You will laugh. Guaranteed.
Jelly Doughnut: Rapper and Rap Star
Here is a fairly amusing rap battle video, featuring none other than DJ Jelly Doughnut, a white guy dressed up as literally a Jelly Doughnut, with legs poking out. And, he rocks the mic! (HINT: skip the long intro):
Here are some choice lines for you guys:
- Go tell your mom you got beat by dessert
- You step up and try and waste me / your ass just kicked by a pastry
- You can’t rap, you can’t rip / you run up over there, you make the DJ skip
- Your girlfriend wants some loving / you come once, and I come by the dozen
Even JFK once said, “I am a jelly doughnut”. Sure, his style’s a bit loose and brash, but Jelly Doughnut is like no other rapper you will ever see!
Swizz Beatz Where Are You?
The website for the man Jon Steward once called Swiss Beats is dead:
Swizz Beatz, where are you?
