Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement. When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said. Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.

You can read the Police Report at TSG!

The stunning news emerged a day after revelations that Alex Rodriguez has been paying late-night visits to Madonna’s Upper West Side apartment. The game of musical celebrity beds has effectively ended the randy Rodriguez’s already-shaky marriage, even though divorce papers have not been filed, sources said. Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz’s pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night.

The happy couple, before alleged infidelity

Now the news is that Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce this morning in Miami [src], citing irreconcilable infidelity:

The wife of New York Yankees baseball star Alex Rodriguez filed for divorce Monday morning in Florida’s Miami-Dade County Family Court. Lawyers representing Cynthia Rodriguez say she has officially filed for divorce from Yankees slugger A-Rod. The divorce filing said the marriage is “irretrievably broken because of the husband’s extra-marital affairs and other marital misconduct. Alex has emotionally abandoned his wife and children and has left her with no choice but to divorce him.”

C-Rod believes that Madonna lured A-Rod with kabbalah and promises of “soulmates.” Meanwhile, Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage is rumoured to be on the rocks… what a mess…

The show is just too old to go on

“Sex and the City” delivered the television goods for six seasons, no small thing in the pop culture annals. That should have been enough or at least plenty for all concerned, but Ms. Parker apparently felt compelled to go big screen, making good on a project that had started to come together in 2004, only to fall apart over money issues and Ms. Cattrall’s reluctance to climb aboard. I wish Ms. Parker had let that bee in her bonnet go silent, because the movie that she and Mr. King have come up with is the pits, a vulgar, shrill, deeply shallow — and, at 2 hours and 22 turgid minutes, overlong — addendum to a show that had, over the years, evolved and expanded in surprising ways.

Starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, and Kim Cattrall, the movie adaptation Sex and the City is rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language. On Metacritic, it has achived a low 54% from critics, and 46% from fans. My recommendation? Find a classic romance.

Her mother, who is in her mid-50s, looks great!

While critics are complaining that the advertisement is plagued by homosexual undertones, I think Lil’ Wayne has got the right idea here. HIV is a big problem in the black American and homosexual communities, and anything he can do to spread awareness is right. XXLMag talks about it a little more:

Launched by the Rap-A-Lot Records founder in 2005, Strapped has embarked on a campaign to educate youth in identifying high risk behavior patterns that contribute to the continuous spread of HIV & sexually transmitted diseases. “In the midst of this crisis where HIV & AIDS is the #1 killer where our race of people is concerned, I salute Lil Wayne as an authority figure for taking a stand to inform our people to use Strapped Condoms & to Stay Strapped for Life,” J-Prince said in a statement announcing the effort.

“First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I’ve caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th. It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.”

The girl, age 14, is Danah Alleyne who uploaded the following photo to her MySpace account with the caption “girls nite out! best time!!”, according to TMZ:

If you want to see the video that sparked all this mess, Shout Mouth has it. It’s odd that a 14 year old girl claiming to be 15 years old would be admitted to a club where you should be at least 18 or 21 (I’m not sure which). Apparently they only checked ID in the VIP section. The long, conflicting, story can be read in it’s entirety at Hollywood Grind… whose name sounds like a really bad pun for a story like this.

On her MySpace page she claims to be 19. She certainly looks older than 14 to me:

After this, the pastor’s daughter probably won’t be going clubbing for a long time. Hopefully her parents have suitably grounded her and explained to her what rap stars like to do on stage.

How Singer R. Kelly has been waiting five years for his sex-tape trial. In that time, he has made six albums and gone on three tours. Kelly will appear Friday for a status hearing in a Chicago courtroom. Judge’s fall from ladder, appendicitis, busy lawyer contribute to delays.

It has be hard to live with a trial looming over you, but for R Kelly it may be a litigation advantage:

Kelly’s lawyers may figure that the delays have worked in their client’s favor, and not only because they’ve given him the chance to keep working and making millions. “You may have a jury that’s going to come in and say, ‘So this happened in the 1990s and this is 2007? I’m just not buying it,”‘ Helfand said.

You can go check out the CNN story for more sordid details. Given his predilection for young women–Aaliyah who was 15, for example, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a conviction and 15 wonderful years without another Sex in the Kitchen.

The Daily Star reports that a close friend told Britney:

“Britney’s furious these photos have become public. She never dreamed they’d be leaked. She’s concerned the photos will damage her credibility and just make her look trashy. She’s concentrating on her career and this draws the focus from her music.”

Here’s the full uncensored picture. I say “uncensored” but it’s totally just a PG-type glamour shot. Her music videos are WORSE:

I wonder who took the shot? Kevin Federline? One of her lovers? An ex-husband? Justin TIMBERLAKE perhaps!??!?! Anyway, here are two more:

These will probably have to deleted sooner or later…

It’s been revealed to us by Jane Pratt, founder of Jane Magazine, that she once engaged in a brief love affair with Drew Barrymore. She was interviewed for Howard Stern’s radio show many years ago, but demurred the question of “which famous celebrity” it was. Now, she tells all:

She said years ago, when Stern was on his terrestrial station, he had asked her if she had ever had sex with a woman. She answered “yes” but then demurred when he asked if it was someone people have heard of.

She said she would like to go back and tell him the truth. “It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore,” she said.

Of course, now that she has Andrew Schaifer for a “husband” of sorts, and a 4 year old daughter, she is secure in normalcy and can reveal these juicy tidbits.

You can read the entire report at the smoking gun, where it details with scientific precision the precise quantities of drugs that killed Anna Nicole Smith. RIP.