Britney Spears Topless… But Not Nude!!
Wow!! Topless photos of sexy starlet Britney Spears have leaked onto the web. The photos portray Spears naked holding red flowers which appear to be carnations, over her breasts, while outside kneeling on a rock:

The Daily Star reports that a close friend told Britney:
“Britney’s furious these photos have become public. She never dreamed they’d be leaked. She’s concerned the photos will damage her credibility and just make her look trashy. She’s concentrating on her career and this draws the focus from her music.”
Here’s the full uncensored picture. I say “uncensored” but it’s totally just a PG-type glamour shot. Her music videos are WORSE:

I wonder who took the shot? Kevin Federline? One of her lovers? An ex-husband? Justin TIMBERLAKE perhaps!??!?! Anyway, here are two more:


These will probably have to deleted sooner or later…
Drew Barrymore Loves Jane Pratt
It’s been revealed to us by Jane Pratt, founder of Jane Magazine, that she once engaged in a brief love affair with Drew Barrymore. She was interviewed for Howard Stern’s radio show many years ago, but demurred the question of “which famous celebrity” it was. Now, she tells all:
She said years ago, when Stern was on his terrestrial station, he had asked her if she had ever had sex with a woman. She answered “yes” but then demurred when he asked if it was someone people have heard of.
She said she would like to go back and tell him the truth. “It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore,” she said.
Of course, now that she has Andrew Schaifer for a “husband” of sorts, and a 4 year old daughter, she is secure in normalcy and can reveal these juicy tidbits.
Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy: Accidental Overdose
The official autopsy is out, and Anna Nicole Smith, former playboy supermodel playmate, was found to have died of an accidental overdose of the 10 prescription medications she was taking. Sleeping pills, chloral hydrate, Valium, Klonopin, Ativa, and other drugs mixed harmfully to result in death. Additionally, she suffered from viral flu as well as an abscess.
You can read the entire report at the smoking gun, where it details with scientific precision the precise quantities of drugs that killed Anna Nicole Smith. RIP.
Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape Profits

You always knew that One Night In Paris made Ms. Hilton a bundle of money personally, in spite of claims that she planned to donate a percentage to charity. And, in spite of a a 2006 interview with GQ magazine where she said “I never received a dime; It’s just dirty money” Page 6 caught her in a club bragging about how much it made her:
A tipster at Patrick Whitesell’s post-Oscars party says she and Salomon were bragging how they each made $1 million from “One Night in Paris.” Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, told us Hilton did speak with Salomon, but denied there was any talk about the video. He says Hilton ended up spending the night with her old beau Stavros Niarchos, adding, “All is well on the home front.”
Does Paris Hilton even have a home front?
Britney Spears Sex Tape Scandal
This week, all the news is Britney news. Apparently, according to a recently dismissed lawsuit, the theory that Britney Spears may have produced an adult film with her husband is acceptable journalism, because:
Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole said Spears has “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye” and it would be unlikely for the magazine article to be found defamatory. “The issue is whether it is defamatory to state that a husband and wife taped themselves engaging in consensual sex,” Cole wrote in the decision issued last week. “The backdrop against which this issue must be addressed is that the plaintiff has publicly portrayed herself in a sexual way in her performances, in published photographs and in a reality show.”

According to a NSFW article at Fleshbot, a video is circulating the web of a woman (allegedly Britney) performing fellatio on an unknown male, presumed to be her late husband Kevin Federline. Fortunately, it appears that the tape is a fake and we’ll never have to see Britney getting it on. Remember when she was one of those “nice girls?” Yeah, neither do we.

