Jessica Alba Doesn’t Need Men
According to The Sun, she’s attractive enough to turn dolphins horny, as she found out while filming Flipper 11 years ago. While talking to MTV, she told them:

I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long… (penises). I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.
From that time forward, she requested female dolphins for her film work.
You might not know that there is actually a growing dolphin-human relationship subculture with sites giving sex tips for dolphin lovers. If you’re interested in learning more, I suggest Google and not this website for more research! If you’re not, pretend you never read this post.