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Comment on Eragon Movie SUCKS! by Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:23:34 +0000

This movie….was the worst piece of ****…that I have ever seen. The plot was **** and nothing like the masterpiece that the books were.
I know this has probably been said many times but the acting in this movie was terrible, the special effects were bad, they were missing the MAJORITY of the book, not just bits here and there like any other movie version of a book, but the MAJORITY!!! If it weren’t for the character names i would barely be able to recognise that this is a movie version of Eragon.
And i know that there are people who argue that the movie would be too long or the director was trying to be original, but that is total bullshit. The first lord of the rings movie goes for 2 and a half hours and the director manages to cut out most of the “unnessecary” (i know i spelt that wrong) parts of the story while sticking to the main storyline very nicely. Stephen Spielburg while directing the harry potter movies, followed the story extremebly closely (minus a few scenes and details) and those movies made billions of dollars and are still making money. Eragon (it doesn’t deserve the name by the way) apparently barely broke even, and has been copping **** ever since.
As for originality, we leave that to the AUTHOR OF THE STORY!!! not a script writer, not a director who is making one of his FIRST movies, but the AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS!
As i recall, when eldest came out in the books stores in australia, it actually overtook the harry potter series until the release of the half blood prince. Why then did the director feel the need to re-write the entire story? because he is an absolute ******!

I know this doesn’t really make any difference now that the movie is out and a sequal is probably coming up to officially destroy cinema for us all, but it feels good to rant, so yeah…lol.

Comment on Tom Cruise Is Gay by Talulah Tampax

Talulah Tampax — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:41:21 +0000

Tom Cruise… what a joke… can anybody think of a less/more appropriate name to “prove” to the world that you are in fact “straight”?
Tom Cruise sounds to me like a really bad 1970’s porno-actor’s name, like “Ben Dover” or “*** Loads” or something… Still… David Hans Schmidt got bumped off, made to look like suicide… only a few months after having confronted Cruise with ‘certain photo’s’… Coincidence? Me thinketh not.

Comment on Missy Elliott: Best Best Album Cover by toxy

toxy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:17:23 +0000

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Comment on Ne-Yo Mugshot Photo by toxy

toxy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:14:22 +0000

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Comment on Michael Jackson & Islam by mukhtar

mukhtar — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:52:38 +0000

Innaa lillaahi wa innaa ileeyhi raaji,un,
his live was from God and God took that live back again.this is destiny of every one of us.and it is upto us how we live in this world,but let us all remember our lives are not forever,and we were nor created for just to fool around but to worship Allaah and do good deeds so we be lucky to be allowed into paradise.
Allaah warned su all by asking us,Do you thing i have created you for no means,and do you think you are not coming back to me? O Allaah forgive his sins and let him injoy one of the gardens of your paradises.and lead us all to the right bath,

Comment on Brad Pitt’s Mom Likes Jennifer Better? by BamaMama

BamaMama — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:46:23 +0000

Just you wait…when his family treats you like **** and he leaves you because his mother thinks you aren’t good enough for her son…Brad’s mother just alienated her grandchildren from her and probably won’t be getting in greeting cards for grandparents day.

Comment on Daniel Radcliffe Equus Promo Photos by Annalyse

Annalyse — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:51:51 +0000

HEY!

AM TALKING ABOUT “LAURA O TOOLE”???????

SHE’S A “***” NA????????????

ISN’T IT????????????

Comment on Daniel Radcliffe Equus Promo Photos by Annalyse

Annalyse — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:49:18 +0000

STUPID????????

NONSENSE??????????

U R HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A “***”?????????????????

Comment on Daniel Radcliffe Equus Promo Photos by Annalyse

Annalyse — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:48:08 +0000

IDIOT??????????????????????????????

R U THERE?????????????/

Comment on Daniel Radcliffe Equus Promo Photos by Annalyse

Annalyse — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:46:56 +0000

Hey! Dan
what’s up?

u_____________________ smoker?????????