Jessica Alba Doesn’t Need Men
According to The Sun, she’s attractive enough to turn dolphins horny, as she found out while filming Flipper 11 years ago. While talking to MTV, she told them:
I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being – and they have long, long… (penises). I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.
From that time forward, she requested female dolphins for her film work.
You might not know that there is actually a growing dolphin-human relationship subculture with sites giving sex tips for dolphin lovers. If you’re interested in learning more, I suggest Google and not this website for more research! If you’re not, pretend you never read this post.
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4 Responses to “Jessica Alba Doesn’t Need Men”
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whew! the title was misleading… and then when I saw ‘dolphins’ – I thought that Alba was giving up men for dolphins…
yes, dolphins aren’t just gentle and playful… they seem to have the whole range of human personalities…
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I LIKE YOU JESSICA I WANT TO GO WITH YOU
I loved you since the first minute I layed eyes on you. Have a great life and carear jessica. Thanks for making life worth living.