I’ve got a couple of suggestions for you. 1. Get the guys down at the internet cafe to install spell check on their computers. you might need a little instruction on what the grammar function is for, but at least spell check is a start. and 2. It appears you’re the one who needs to calm down. When someone who has done pretty well for himself and is not, I surmise (this is where the thesaurus function might come in useful), living on his last 20 bucks, has a pathetic dummy spit about not getting an award that is voted for by the people of europe (so I guess his own votes didn’t count), people and the media are quite within their rights to single him out as the petulant child that he is. Rushing to the defence of someone who has committed an indeffensible act is, in itself an arrogant, oops sorry, ‘arogent’ and stupid thing to do. Now, has mummy read you a bed time story and tucked you in…. as it appears it may be past your bed time…