Tom Cruise Is Gay
Jossip has an old article which explains why Tom Cruise crazily married Katie Holmes, which was to distract attention from the possibility that he has a gay lover:
A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom & Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that they (Tom & Katie) have a 5-year contract and he’s paying her $8 million. The engagement happened so fast because Rob Thomas’ (Matchbox 20) wife caught Rob and and Tom in bed together and they rushed the engagement so that it would overshadow that scandal.
The reasons are multitudinous:
- He has had a long-time boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines
- Everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for indiscretion
- First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the “relationship” is actually a contract that gives the women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle
- It nicely explains Tom’s behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah
But after one look at Mr. Handsome I have to wish he’s not. So many girls’ hearts would break at the thought of not being able to get him!
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[...] It’s possible that he found evidence that Tom Cruise is ***, in which case the Church of Scientology and Cruise himself would certainly be interested in seeing him never see the light of day again. Who killed David Hans Schmidt? We’ll never know, but a lot of people wanted him dead. [...]
Sounds very plausible, and if true it's sad that he can't just come out and be himself, an actor on and off screen – it must be a burden having to live a lie like that.
TOM *** me cavewoman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He loves men!! Haha happy birthday to me. This article was posted on my birthday hahahahahagavFagagac . He's a ***.
Tom Cruise is not the most obviously ***** man on the planet (excepting David Beckham of course), Nixon was as honest as the day is long, Hitler loved a Dreidel and Mike Tyson speaks in a deep, booming, legible black voice.
Black people are welcome everywhere. They bring diversity, intelligence, warmth, help and an all-round community spirit everywhere they go. I love having black youths on the streets in my neighborhood. They're such friendly, helpful folk. They haven't been brought up to hate anyone, be violent or aggressive, surly and separatist, lazy, dirty or obnoxious. I pray that more black people move into the area as soon as possible so that everyone can benefit from their presence in, and contribution to, the community. If we had more blacks there would be less crime, drugs, rape and a sense that the world owes people a living. I mean, look at the Chinese. They have had an horrendous past both in their own country and abroad for centuries and don't they let you know! Barely a day goes by when the newspapers aren't full of stories about Chinese youth behaving like savages, murdering taxi drivers, raping, thieving and intimidating hard-working people as they go about their daily lives. The Chinese really are horrible, disgusting ape-people and deserve the amount of hate they instill in white people. I would love to see white people marginalized even more by the various Governments of the free world because we really, really owe these black people so much. I aqsolutely love them. They really are the nicest folk on the planet.
Tom Cruise… what a joke… can anybody think of a less/more appropriate name to “prove” to the world that you are in fact “straight”?
Tom Cruise sounds to me like a really bad 1970’s porno-actor’s name, like “Ben Dover” or “*** Loads” or something… Still… David Hans Schmidt got bumped off, made to look like suicide… only a few months after having confronted Cruise with ‘certain photo’s’… Coincidence? Me thinketh not.