Weird Al: “White & Nerdy” Lyrics &Video
Weird Al Yankovic just cancelled the release of his new video because it leaked on the internet–specifically YouTube:
The song is a spinoff of Paul Wall’s Riding Dirty and has mildly amusing lyrics:
[Chorus]
They see me mowing my front lawn,
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy.
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy,
Look at me I’m white and nerdy.
I wanna roll with the gangsters,
so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy.
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy,
Look at me I’m white and nerdy.
[Verse 1]
First here in my class at MIT,
Dice skills, I’m a champion of D&D.
MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC,
Keep your 40, I’ll just have earl grey tea.
My rims never spin, to the contrary,
you’ll find that they’re quite stationary.
All my action figures are cherry,
Stephen Hawking’s in my library.
My MySpace page is totally pimped out,
got people begging for my topic spaces;
I know PI to a thousand places.
Ain’t got grillz, but I still wear braces.
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise,
I’m a whiz at minesweeper, I can play for day.
Once you see my score you’ll be amazed,
my fingers moving so fast I’ll set the place ablaze.
I’m a killer app, I haven’t run,
At Pascal I’m number one,
Do vector calculus, just for fun.
I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun.
Happy days is my favorite theme song,
I can sure kick your butt at Ping Pong,
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on–
I’m fluent in javascript as well as Klingon.
There’s more verses there, but I’ll leave the rest for the comments and update this later!
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I LOVE THIS SONG.
BECAUSE I AM WHITE AND NERDYYYY
LMAO
this is my lifeeeee
It’s not Paul Wall’s song. It’s Chamillionaire’s.
This song isn’t Ridin Dirty it’s better cause’ it’s white & nerdy! I love this song !
Yeah this song is pretty funny. I like it!
Hey me and my boyfriend love this song and when i was at his house we laughted so hard i ALMOST peed my pants haha*
*Melissa and Andy*
who ever said this isnt paul walls song is a ****** chamillionare is paul wall
I want a segway.
yea na i lyk it itz dat gangsta sh*t im listning 2 it ryte now wid my kuzzie Bob marly, yeah white boy that song is the **** are you shore your not black!
it’s not “begging for my topic spaces” its “top eight spaces”
it’s a thing to do with myspace
Hey Cozza, if you dont know what you’re talkin about shut up. Paul wall is white and is the grill king. Chamillionaire is black and has the biggest mouth anybody has ever seen. Hope i could refresh your memory. Cool ong luved it!
holy hell! mi friend sent me this link and it’s so freakin funny..anyways..i just thought i’d share taht cuz i’m just so white and nerdy
i really like this song
topic spaces = top eight spaces
i can play for days not play for day
once you see my sweet moves not score
those lyrics are all wrong
the best song ever the lyrics are all right
LMAO!
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!
Here are the actual lyrics the ones here suck
White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy
I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
Here are the actual lyrics the ones here suck
White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy
I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
This song said every thing about me its like my biography.Its like he lives with my
i do the same thing with the bubble wrap
the song is awesome BUT CHAING HANG LOW IS A MILLION TIMES BETTEr
Amazing! Thanks a lot for the lyrics!
yeah the f’ing ****** that said paul wall was chamillioniare needs to be shot… why…. how… would u even get that stupid idea in ur head u freakin homo
Yeah… who the mess would say that paul wall and chamillioniare are the same??? ANd the song is by chamillionaire by the way. But this song is wayyy too funny… I love it.
Why did someone re-post my post under their name?
the lyrics haven’t changed and it just made scrolling thru irritable
lol omg i luv this song sooooooo much! its my fav song at the mo! its right up there with eat it, ugly girl, which backstreet boy is *** and will the real slim shady please shut up!!!!! its AWESUM!!!!!!!
yea me again this song suxz *** i heard dis song 2 months ago wit my my kuzzie bob marley here hey white boy wat is up my G i dont know what that lil jon falla was on about your song is funny as 2 men naked F*****ING IN THE BED peace out wigga,
Bob Marley and
Lil jon ”yeah!!”
this song sux cuz ridin dirty is a black song that means tou people are crackers
chamillionaire and paul wall are different you figgn’ dope
this shiit is phucking wack lame azz song by some lame azz cracka and to the dumb ***** who thinks paul is chamillion get a phuckin life u stupid azz trick
this site is also phuckin ***! to those who dont agree suck my mutha phuckin d ick fagggot azz biitches
what the hell these lyrics arnt even right!
What the ***** these lyrics are not right .whitch makes this the 2nt gayist web site!
Yeah…your lyrics are really bad, dude. How do you hear the words of the song, then type them in a completely different order? Anyway, besides the song and the people who have bashed you, this site sucks. I also really hope that Cozza is blind and/or retarded. “Chamillionaire is Paul Wall”. HAHAHAHA! Your stupidity makes me feel sooo much better about myself!
IT’S CHAMILLIONAIRS SONG HELLOOOOO
Rap sucks balls but this song is good. Get a life you ******* niggers.
LOL THIS SONG IS SO FRICKEN AWESOME
HAHA dis song is awesum nd haha suc all u fuckn white nd nerdy mother fuckers hahahaha
White & Nerdy is better than chammilionare’s **** about some niggas.
Rock ON!
dis song is *** n tha dumbass dat sed chammilionaire is paul wall is a damn idiot…getyo stuff rite buddy!!!
yo the motha ****** dat sed dat niggers need to gt a life needs ta b shot like NOW!! who da **** u think u r *******??? to let yo *** kno…dey do have a life, rap gets u realli far, i mean yo lame *** is probably a broke *** white boy dat sits at his computer all day doin **** all…rappers earn demselves millions n millions of dough…so how is dat having no life u dumb *** *****!! get fucked u lowlife nerd!!
^^^^ i agree wit ya….**** rock and all u ****** hatin *** bitchez all u ****** faggotz that like this song is cause its bout ur punk asses stupid mutha fuckas so geroge and raphater u ******* lil **** lickin ***** can stfu u punk *** lil tricks 8======================) OPEN WIDE U **** RIDERS!!
The ****** nerd that said rappers are all niggas could go **** a sheep. Rappers make more than u dickwad. Ur a *** peice of ****. This website sucks like bull ****. Also, chamillionaire made Ridin Dirty to hoo eva the **** mede this ****** **** website. And which eva *** wipe said that Paul wall and Chamillionaire are the same can go suck a donkeys ****. Ur *** jackass u should go home, **** ur mom then go on the computer go on google and search both these peoples name. There completely diiffrent *** wip. Go suck a **** u peice of Mother ****** **** BREATH grandma molester
This was awesome
i love Weird Al Yancovick
Wow that was so awesome
i think that one is his best yet
i liked chamillionares version 2
but that was a black people song/geto
i like this one because i am white
and cause it is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This song isn’t by paul wall it by that other guy chamillionar or sumtin
LAnkan HUstla THANK YOU FOR GETTING A POINT ACROSS OMG ALL THESE FREKIN *** *** PPL. YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCHA MJ WANNABES JUST GO GET UR NOES RE DONE AND LEAVE THE RAP **** TO THE REAL PEOPLe. I SHOULD SOOOOO SEND YOU AN E-MAIL BOMB AND **** UR PC UP SO U GOTTA BUT A NEW ONE
You see me mowin….
who da **** saiid chamillianare wus paul wall?
yu fuckkiin *** needa liekk open yur eyes a bitt more..
cuz ders actuily a big different yoo..
paul wall is like.. whiite
and chamillianare is like.. brown
how da **** do yu call datt da samee person? LMAO
i really like this song it is tooooooo funny
rofl!!! i prefer being a geek not a nerd!
Geeks are more social and that’s me beyond doubt
Chamillionaire is Paul Wall you stupid retards and rappers are dumb people DUH!!! Waste of my time that stupid rap ****
and all you black girls suck 2
^^^ ur a ******* ****** *** **** sucka go jack ur ******* daddys **** off u dumb *** **** im white but ur a ****** cracker u white power piece of ****
ur *** u dont kno ****… Chamillionare is NOT paul wall! and Ridin Dirty is CHAMILLIONARES song.. i think ppl that LOVE rap wud actually kno.. and if u dont like it y r u even on this site? GET UR RASICT *** OUT OF HEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@
YO!!
im so white and nerdy im staying up all night to try and memorize this song…
the hardest part is getting my mouth to move so fast in the rapping parts sometimes i start to choke
YO ALL YOU NERDS STAY NERDY!
its alright and funny. the thing with the bubble rap i do that.. but wit my gf
wow… do i need to make my fuckiin pointt again?
PAUL WALL – WHITE
CHAMILLIANARE – BROWN
BIG DIFFERENCE AS YU CAN SEE!!!
I thought the verse with him mowing the lawn he said “I wanna mow with the gangsters” and then roll with them on the Segway, and the “bowl” with them in the bowling alley…I may be wrong
well, i like the song and about the lyrics, some parts are to fast for me to keep up with anyway. the video is funny too.
and one more thing, I stated my opinion just fine. i think you all need to learn some ******* english.
So many lyrical errors I dont know where to start.. who the hell wrote that!
My MySpace page is totally pimped out,
got people begging for my topic spaces
It’s top EIGHT spaces..
sheesh
all those lyrics are wrong!… you forgot a lot of em….
i liked this song
cause it was
a gansta song
and cause im white
it was the best weird al ever wrote
i love weird al
and White and Nerdy
they are as awesome as me
and i am the awesomest
kid in the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i also don’t have grills
or braces
This song is so funny. My friend and I memorized it and tried out for the *** talent show, but they said you cant do it because it was a racist song and Im white so i was like wtf.
This site’s lyrics r *** and those 2 **** that said paul wall and chamillionaire are the same people are messed in the head paul wall is white and chamillionaire is black
THE SONG IS GOOD THOUGH
NIGGA 4 LYFE RAP MAKES TONS OF MONEY MOTHA ######
:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
this song is ok but ridin’ dirty is so much better cuz its the origional song
This song is so great! It’s for geeks as me!
this song is funny
not
This website is a peice of ****
the ****** *** that made this this ****** **** *** webb site couls go suck a ****** donkeys ****** ****
this website sucks like ****** bull ****
anyone that ****** says that paul wall and chamillionaire are that same can go get of ****** life they h are very different fucktard
This song is P.I.M.P bizznatches! . I love this song so much! … Im white and nerdy too! haha…jks im not that nerdy, but Im whiter than sour cream…Lmfao jks… yea okay… awesome song! =]
OMG!!!!!!!! this is the best song i have EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have memorized this song from the beginning to the end.it this song is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo like me. yep im just a nerdy 13 year old that wants to roll with pimalishes and ghettolishes black people who smoke pot and crack. such a kick *** song
niceeeeeeeeeee
ur all ******* ***
lmfao.
i love how you can tell which people
are black and which people are white
just because of the way that they type.
” This song is really stupid. You’re a dumbass if you like it. ”
or
” Mann, dis song iz wack! Yallz iz dumasses if u lyke dis ****!
they might have a good opinion about
it though.i just wanted to type “wack”
ROTFLOL. (:
personally,
i like this song. it made me laugh.
down with the rap music. except,
i actually kind of like ridin’ dirty.
ohgeez. lol.
What exactly does ROTFLOL stand for?
ROTFLOL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
Heck yes whoah…. picard totally rules….wow that’s sad …shout out to the D&D group i love this song as well as weird all and rotflol yeah leet is a little nerdier then i
this song ****** rawks. the lil john guy on here is a ******.
This song is ******’ ***. You’re a dumbass ***** if you think Paul Wall & Chamillionar are the same.
Rhar!! I hate this song…ok?!
Heavy metal is for me…and
yes you losers Im a friggin girl!
haha
****Muh*x*Me****
……….I hate you all…..
I really do…..freakin wiggers and wangsters need to burn to the ground….im not racist but if your a so called (wangster wigger) i hate you!
this song iz so ***. Wo starts a song out with ”They see me mowin my front law” it is so retarded.
LOLZ DOLPHIIN QUEEN YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHE, THIS IS AWESOME, UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR DOUCHEBAGERY
this song sucks, al think he a cool white guy but he jus trippn’ on something. he ruined this song he need some krunk sh#t that wanna be
its a great funny song
you need to get over yourselves
Yall are stupid..who said that chamillionaire is paul wall..u drunk..chamillionaire is lame as hell and they are 2 different people..chamillionaire is a lame blk man and paul wall is a white person who sounds black so whoeva said that shut da **** up..
I LOVE THIS SONG IT ROCKS MY SOCK AND IF PEOLPE KNOW ME I LOVE EMO BOYZ AND I AM A EMO TOO
I LOVE THIS SONG
I LOVE EMO BOYZ
LOVE YA ALL THAT NOW ME
LOVE FROM HAYLEY KING
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXOO
THIS SONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only people who says it sucks
are wiggers who have no *******
reason and Blac people who this
song is a little insulting
yallz blk if ya think dis ***
suck my ball sacks
My boy and I think this song kicks pastey white butt like mine! Even better than the original. Too funny not to share.
Yo – word to your mutha
this is pure entertainment right here.
….no not the song.
the comments below it
I really enjoyed Wierd Al’s “White & Nerdy” It’s comical and clever. I also like Paul W.’s “Riding Dirty” I wouldn’t compare the songs because they are two seperate genres.
I wish I wouldn’t have read some of the comments posted. I think a lot of them are coming from youth that have a negative take on this. We need to lighten up. We are all just people. We all want love. We all want to avoid suffering. Be the Peace that you seek. Be the Love that the world needs.
Have fun and laugh more!