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Weird Al: “White & Nerdy” Lyrics &Video

Posted in Music by The Gossip Monger on September 22nd, 2006.

Weird Al Yankovic just cancelled the release of his new video because it leaked on the internet–specifically YouTube:

White & Nerdy -

The song is a spinoff of Paul Wall’s Riding Dirty and has mildly amusing lyrics:

[Chorus]

They see me mowing my front lawn,
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy.
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy,
Look at me I’m white and nerdy.

I wanna roll with the gangsters,
so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy.
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Think I’m just too white and nerdy,
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy,
Look at me I’m white and nerdy.

[Verse 1]

First here in my class at MIT,
Dice skills, I’m a champion of D&D.
MC Escher, that’s my favorite MC,
Keep your 40, I’ll just have earl grey tea.

My rims never spin, to the contrary,
you’ll find that they’re quite stationary.
All my action figures are cherry,
Stephen Hawking’s in my library.

My MySpace page is totally pimped out,
got people begging for my topic spaces;
I know PI to a thousand places.
Ain’t got grillz, but I still wear braces.

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise,
I’m a whiz at minesweeper, I can play for day.
Once you see my score you’ll be amazed,
my fingers moving so fast I’ll set the place ablaze.

I’m a killer app, I haven’t run,
At Pascal I’m number one,
Do vector calculus, just for fun.
I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun.

Happy days is my favorite theme song,
I can sure kick your butt at Ping Pong,
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on–
I’m fluent in javascript as well as Klingon.

There’s more verses there, but I’ll leave the rest for the comments and update this later!

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95 Responses to “Weird Al: “White & Nerdy” Lyrics &Video”

  1. Krista says:

    I LOVE THIS SONG.
    BECAUSE I AM WHITE AND NERDYYYY
    LMAO
    this is my lifeeeee

  2. Krystina says:

    It’s not Paul Wall’s song. It’s Chamillionaire’s.

  3. tiffany says:

    This song isn’t Ridin Dirty it’s better cause’ it’s white & nerdy! I love this song !

  4. Monique says:

    Yeah this song is pretty funny. I like it!

  5. Hey me and my boyfriend love this song and when i was at his house we laughted so hard i ALMOST peed my pants haha*

    *Melissa and Andy*

  6. Cozza says:

    who ever said this isnt paul walls song is a ****** chamillionare is paul wall

  7. Random says:

    I want a segway.

  8. lil jon says:

    yea na i lyk it itz dat gangsta sh*t im listning 2 it ryte now wid my kuzzie Bob marly, yeah white boy that song is the **** are you shore your not black!

  9. Troy says:

    it’s not “begging for my topic spaces” its “top eight spaces”
    it’s a thing to do with myspace

  10. Thomas says:

    Hey Cozza, if you dont know what you’re talkin about shut up. Paul wall is white and is the grill king. Chamillionaire is black and has the biggest mouth anybody has ever seen. Hope i could refresh your memory. Cool ong luved it!

  11. Meg says:

    holy hell! mi friend sent me this link and it’s so freakin funny..anyways..i just thought i’d share taht cuz i’m just so white and nerdy

  12. christina says:

    i really like this song

  13. ruytijtdyity says:

    topic spaces = top eight spaces

    i can play for days not play for day

    once you see my sweet moves not score

    those lyrics are all wrong

  14. andrew says:

    the best song ever the lyrics are all right

  15. Gen says:

    LMAO!

    I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!

  16. ganstaz 4 life says:

    Here are the actual lyrics the ones here suck

    White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic
    They see me mowin’
    My front lawn
    I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
    I wanna roll with
    The gangstas
    But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Really really white and nerdy.

    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
    MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
    Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawking’s in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
    My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run
    At Pascal, well I’m number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

    They see me roll on
    My Segway
    I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
    I’d like to roll with
    The gangstas
    Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    How’d I get so white and nerdy

    I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
    X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for ‘em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog
    Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
    Gettin’ freaky
    I’m nerdy in the extreme
    And whiter than sour cream
    I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
    Only question I
    Ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk
    Or do I like Picard
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin’
    They laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    All because I’m white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
    I wanna bowl with
    The gangstas
    But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

  17. hjksdfhlkasf says:

    Here are the actual lyrics the ones here suck

    White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic
    They see me mowin’
    My front lawn
    I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
    I wanna roll with
    The gangstas
    But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy.
    Really really white and nerdy.

    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
    MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
    Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawking’s in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
    My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run
    At Pascal, well I’m number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

    They see me roll on
    My Segway
    I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
    I’d like to roll with
    The gangstas
    Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    How’d I get so white and nerdy

    I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
    X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for ‘em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog
    Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
    Gettin’ freaky
    I’m nerdy in the extreme
    And whiter than sour cream
    I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
    Only question I
    Ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk
    Or do I like Picard
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin’
    They laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    All because I’m white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
    I wanna bowl with
    The gangstas
    But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

  18. Nick says:

    This song said every thing about me its like my biography.Its like he lives with my

    i do the same thing with the bubble wrap

  19. coolio says:

    the song is awesome BUT CHAING HANG LOW IS A MILLION TIMES BETTEr

  20. fdafdaf says:

    Amazing! Thanks a lot for the lyrics!

  21. Atownhoodie says:

    yeah the f’ing ****** that said paul wall was chamillioniare needs to be shot… why…. how… would u even get that stupid idea in ur head u freakin homo

  22. bethany says:

    Yeah… who the mess would say that paul wall and chamillioniare are the same??? ANd the song is by chamillionaire by the way. But this song is wayyy too funny… I love it.

  23. ganstaz 4 life says:

    Why did someone re-post my post under their name?
    the lyrics haven’t changed and it just made scrolling thru irritable

  24. Eve says:

    lol omg i luv this song sooooooo much! its my fav song at the mo! its right up there with eat it, ugly girl, which backstreet boy is *** and will the real slim shady please shut up!!!!! its AWESUM!!!!!!!

  25. lil jon says:

    yea me again this song suxz *** i heard dis song 2 months ago wit my my kuzzie bob marley here hey white boy wat is up my G i dont know what that lil jon falla was on about your song is funny as 2 men naked F*****ING IN THE BED peace out wigga,

    Bob Marley and

    Lil jon ”yeah!!”

  26. kwaniqua says:

    this song sux cuz ridin dirty is a black song that means tou people are crackers

  27. jjyujt says:

    chamillionaire and paul wall are different you figgn’ dope

  28. KaOs says:

    this shiit is phucking wack lame azz song by some lame azz cracka and to the dumb ***** who thinks paul is chamillion get a phuckin life u stupid azz trick

  29. KaOs says:

    this site is also phuckin ***! to those who dont agree suck my mutha phuckin d ick fagggot azz biitches

  30. myrosechick says:

    what the hell these lyrics arnt even right!

  31. nika says:

    What the ***** these lyrics are not right .whitch makes this the 2nt gayist web site!

  32. AusMan says:

    Yeah…your lyrics are really bad, dude. How do you hear the words of the song, then type them in a completely different order? Anyway, besides the song and the people who have bashed you, this site sucks. I also really hope that Cozza is blind and/or retarded. “Chamillionaire is Paul Wall”. HAHAHAHA! Your stupidity makes me feel sooo much better about myself!

  33. A.J says:

    IT’S CHAMILLIONAIRS SONG HELLOOOOO

  34. Raphater says:

    Rap sucks balls but this song is good. Get a life you ******* niggers.

  35. EdibleHero says:

    LOL THIS SONG IS SO FRICKEN AWESOME

  36. stacey says:

    HAHA dis song is awesum nd haha suc all u fuckn white nd nerdy mother fuckers hahahaha

  37. George says:

    White & Nerdy is better than chammilionare’s **** about some niggas.
    Rock ON!

  38. lil says:

    dis song is *** n tha dumbass dat sed chammilionaire is paul wall is a damn idiot…getyo stuff rite buddy!!!

  39. black princess says:

    yo the motha ****** dat sed dat niggers need to gt a life needs ta b shot like NOW!! who da **** u think u r *******??? to let yo *** kno…dey do have a life, rap gets u realli far, i mean yo lame *** is probably a broke *** white boy dat sits at his computer all day doin **** all…rappers earn demselves millions n millions of dough…so how is dat having no life u dumb *** *****!! get fucked u lowlife nerd!!

  40. KaOs says:

    ^^^^ i agree wit ya….**** rock and all u ****** hatin *** bitchez all u ****** faggotz that like this song is cause its bout ur punk asses stupid mutha fuckas so geroge and raphater u ******* lil **** lickin ***** can stfu u punk *** lil tricks 8======================) OPEN WIDE U **** RIDERS!!

  41. LAnkan HUstla says:

    The ****** nerd that said rappers are all niggas could go **** a sheep. Rappers make more than u dickwad. Ur a *** peice of ****. This website sucks like bull ****. Also, chamillionaire made Ridin Dirty to hoo eva the **** mede this ****** **** website. And which eva *** wipe said that Paul wall and Chamillionaire are the same can go suck a donkeys ****. Ur *** jackass u should go home, **** ur mom then go on the computer go on google and search both these peoples name. There completely diiffrent *** wip. Go suck a **** u peice of Mother ****** **** BREATH grandma molester

  42. Sk8pup852 says:

    This was awesome
    i love Weird Al Yancovick

  43. Mallluver says:

    Wow that was so awesome
    i think that one is his best yet
    i liked chamillionares version 2
    but that was a black people song/geto
    i like this one because i am white
    and cause it is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Spazatron says:

    This song isn’t by paul wall it by that other guy chamillionar or sumtin

  45. Wigger850 says:

    LAnkan HUstla THANK YOU FOR GETTING A POINT ACROSS OMG ALL THESE FREKIN *** *** PPL. YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCHA MJ WANNABES JUST GO GET UR NOES RE DONE AND LEAVE THE RAP **** TO THE REAL PEOPLe. I SHOULD SOOOOO SEND YOU AN E-MAIL BOMB AND **** UR PC UP SO U GOTTA BUT A NEW ONE

  46. Fly says:

    You see me mowin….

  47. `chickiita. says:

    who da **** saiid chamillianare wus paul wall?
    yu fuckkiin *** needa liekk open yur eyes a bitt more..
    cuz ders actuily a big different yoo..
    paul wall is like.. whiite
    and chamillianare is like.. brown
    how da **** do yu call datt da samee person? LMAO

  48. patricia says:

    i really like this song it is tooooooo funny

  49. Rogue says:

    rofl!!! i prefer being a geek not a nerd!
    Geeks are more social and that’s me beyond doubt

  50. Fuck you biathes says:

    Chamillionaire is Paul Wall you stupid retards and rappers are dumb people DUH!!! Waste of my time that stupid rap ****

  51. Fuck you biathes says:

    and all you black girls suck 2

  52. KaOs says:

    ^^^ ur a ******* ****** *** **** sucka go jack ur ******* daddys **** off u dumb *** **** im white but ur a ****** cracker u white power piece of ****

  53. x Gawjess x says:

    ur *** u dont kno ****… Chamillionare is NOT paul wall! and Ridin Dirty is CHAMILLIONARES song.. i think ppl that LOVE rap wud actually kno.. and if u dont like it y r u even on this site? GET UR RASICT *** OUT OF HEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@

  54. Tyler says:

    YO!!
    im so white and nerdy im staying up all night to try and memorize this song…

    the hardest part is getting my mouth to move so fast in the rapping parts sometimes i start to choke :-)

    YO ALL YOU NERDS STAY NERDY!

  55. Jazza says:

    its alright and funny. the thing with the bubble rap i do that.. but wit my gf

  56. `chickiita. says:

    wow… do i need to make my fuckiin pointt again?
    PAUL WALL - WHITE
    CHAMILLIANARE - BROWN

    BIG DIFFERENCE AS YU CAN SEE!!!

  57. Trish says:

    I thought the verse with him mowing the lawn he said “I wanna mow with the gangsters” and then roll with them on the Segway, and the “bowl” with them in the bowling alley…I may be wrong

  58. untamed says:

    well, i like the song and about the lyrics, some parts are to fast for me to keep up with anyway. the video is funny too.
    and one more thing, I stated my opinion just fine. i think you all need to learn some ******* english.

  59. Mike says:

    So many lyrical errors I dont know where to start.. who the hell wrote that!

    My MySpace page is totally pimped out,
    got people begging for my topic spaces

    It’s top EIGHT spaces..

    sheesh

  60. meow says:

    all those lyrics are wrong!… you forgot a lot of em….

  61. Ganster9 says:

    i liked this song
    cause it was
    a gansta song
    and cause im white
    it was the best weird al ever wrote
    i love weird al
    and White and Nerdy
    they are as awesome as me
    and i am the awesomest
    kid in the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. Ganster9 says:

    i also don’t have grills

  63. :-P says:

    This song is so funny. My friend and I memorized it and tried out for the *** talent show, but they said you cant do it because it was a racist song and Im white so i was like wtf.

  64. George THE WHITE says:

    This site’s lyrics r *** and those 2 **** that said paul wall and chamillionaire are the same people are messed in the head paul wall is white and chamillionaire is black

  65. George THE WHITE says:

    THE SONG IS GOOD THOUGH :P

  66. high lyfe says:

    NIGGA 4 LYFE RAP MAKES TONS OF MONEY MOTHA ###### :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

  67. me says:

    this song is ok but ridin’ dirty is so much better cuz its the origional song

  68. Pac-Man says:

    This song is so great! It’s for geeks as me!

  69. me says:

    this song is funny

  70. LAnkan HUstla says:

    This website is a peice of ****
    the ****** *** that made this this ****** **** *** webb site couls go suck a ****** donkeys ****** ****
    this website sucks like ****** bull ****
    anyone that ****** says that paul wall and chamillionaire are that same can go get of ****** life they h are very different fucktard

  71. Lauren says:

    This song is P.I.M.P bizznatches! . I love this song so much! … Im white and nerdy too! haha…jks im not that nerdy, but Im whiter than sour cream…Lmfao jks… yea okay… awesome song! =]

  72. gracie says:

    OMG!!!!!!!! this is the best song i have EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have memorized this song from the beginning to the end.it this song is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo like me. yep im just a nerdy 13 year old that wants to roll with pimalishes and ghettolishes black people who smoke pot and crack. such a kick *** song

  73. kylie says:

    niceeeeeeeeeee

  74. chris says:

    ur all ******* ***

  75. lexi girl says:

    lmfao.
    i love how you can tell which people
    are black and which people are white
    just because of the way that they type.

    ” This song is really stupid. You’re a dumbass if you like it. ”

    or

    ” Mann, dis song iz wack! Yallz iz dumasses if u lyke dis ****!

    they might have a good opinion about
    it though.i just wanted to type “wack”
    ROTFLOL. (:

    personally,
    i like this song. it made me laugh.
    down with the rap music. except,
    i actually kind of like ridin’ dirty.
    ohgeez. lol.

  76. untamed says:

    What exactly does ROTFLOL stand for?

  77. Neophoenix says:

    ROTFLOL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

  78. Crystal says:

    Heck yes whoah…. picard totally rules….wow that’s sad …shout out to the D&D group i love this song as well as weird all and rotflol yeah leet is a little nerdier then i

  79. Will says:

    this song ****** rawks. the lil john guy on here is a ******.

  80. Nicky says:

    This song is *********. You’re a dumbass ***** if you think Paul Wall & Chamillionar are the same.

  81. Friggin yes!!! says:

    Rhar!! I hate this song…ok?!
    Heavy metal is for me…and
    yes you losers Im a friggin girl!
    haha
    ****Muh*x*Me****

  82. Friggin yes!!! says:

    ……….I hate you all…..
    I really do…..freakin wiggers and wangsters need to burn to the ground….im not racist but if your a so called (wangster wigger) i hate you!

  83. dolphin queen says:

    this song iz so ***. Wo starts a song out with ”They see me mowin my front law” it is so retarded.

  84. LOALOD says:

    LOLZ DOLPHIIN QUEEN YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHE, THIS IS AWESOME, UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR DOUCHEBAGERY

  85. choochoo says:

    this song sucks, al think he a cool white guy but he jus trippn’ on something. he ruined this song he need some krunk sh#t that wanna be

  86. kellycscsc says:

    its a great funny song

    you need to get over yourselves

  87. Ashley says:

    Yall are stupid..who said that chamillionaire is paul wall..u drunk..chamillionaire is lame as hell and they are 2 different people..chamillionaire is a lame blk man and paul wall is a white person who sounds black so whoeva said that shut da **** up..

  88. HAYLEY KING says:

    I LOVE THIS SONG IT ROCKS MY SOCK AND IF PEOLPE KNOW ME I LOVE EMO BOYZ AND I AM A EMO TOO

    I LOVE THIS SONG

    I LOVE EMO BOYZ

    LOVE YA ALL THAT NOW ME

    LOVE FROM HAYLEY KING

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXOO

  89. Chicken fwyed wice says:

    THIS SONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The only people who says it sucks
    are wiggers who have no *******
    reason and Blac people who this
    song is a little insulting

  90. me pee says:

    yallz blk if ya think dis ***

    suck my ball sacks

  91. Italian Ice squared says:

    My boy and I think this song kicks pastey white butt like mine! Even better than the original. Too funny not to share.

    Yo - word to your mutha

  92. ali says:

    this is pure entertainment right here.

    ….no not the song.

    the comments below it

  93. Colette says:

    I really enjoyed Wierd Al’s “White & Nerdy” It’s comical and clever. I also like Paul W.’s “Riding Dirty” I wouldn’t compare the songs because they are two seperate genres.
    I wish I wouldn’t have read some of the comments posted. I think a lot of them are coming from youth that have a negative take on this. We need to lighten up. We are all just people. We all want love. We all want to avoid suffering. Be the Peace that you seek. Be the Love that the world needs.
    Have fun and laugh more!

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